suggest 10 things I MUST do before I'm 18

Hey, I'm curious, I want some random things that I could try and do before I turn 18..

I'm 16, so I have like 15 months till I'm 18.

Suggest some random, crazy stuff that I could do. Don't say anything like "Murder or rape someone"
Thanks (A)

 

chug a bottle of patron, so when you turn 18 you can do it again and not look like a pussy.

 

Find a girl you love from bottom of your heart, will give you some wicked experince :3

 

Never heard of patron. :')

 

Pretend you're 18.
Tell everyone else to pretend they're 18.
Wear girls' clothes.
Piss in the girls' bathroom.
Try performing stunts, fail miserably, break your spine and lose whatever rep you had at school.
Break a plank with your fist.
Pull a suicide prank.

That's all I can think of. Remember to do 'em LIKE A BAWHS.

 

or just be a fucking leprechaun and chug absinthe.

 

I'd like to keep my liver.

 

i think it would be more like keeping your life, i took 2 shots of that with 1 shot of 151 and like 6 games on beer pong and i never been so fucked up in my life. my friends parents shipped it from Italy when they went on vacation

 

More suggestions:

-Shave your legs
-Ask a random girl if she would like to have rough BDSM sex with you
-Shave your eyebrowns
-Stick a needle in your ass
-Knock on the church door when it's sunday and shout ''Jews for the win'' and run away.


That will keep you busy for a while :3

 

seriously but the needle in the ass is pretty nice. LOL

 

If you haven't already, running from the cops at night is a pretty crazy experience and it's a real rush.

 

I've done that, I want something different..

 

Drink your own piss like Bear Grylls

 

crazy lol get fukced

 

I forgot about that. Genius!

 

Call andrew gowner and tell him your running a bot company.

 

Jump of a cliff without getting hurt
Drink 12 beer glasses,run around walmart naked and scream ' I AM JESUS'
Pee in someone's glass and demand a drinking contest
Go to gym and ask a pumped guy if he wants to make out...

 

Another suggestion:

Since it's summer you can get Santa clothes and go to the beach, go to the ladies and say ''HOHO Santa is on vacation and I'm bored...I have a present for you'' After that take off your panties (Make sure you've eaten viagra before that).

 

Get into A Fight in school.
Fuck a girl under 18.
Fuck more girls.
Use the excuse "Im young"

 

Go up to a little boy/girl in the street and belt him/her round the face with your penis until either he bleeds or you get arrested. When questioned about it tell people that the magical leprechaun inside your left nipple blackmailed you into doing it.

You should attempt to get balls deep inside of some hot bimbos (bonus points for nailing two or more in the same sitting). I would also suggest getting absolutely FUCKED and then breaking into a random persons house and sleeping in their spare bedroom. Their reaction should be rather good.