I got in a fight this morning....

Minding my own business, and i see buddy standing all hard, and starring at me, giving me the evil eye. I asked him what his problem was, and he didn't say ****, and just kinda jumped at me, expecting me to flinch. At this point I ended up springing into action. I proceeded to pound the ever living **** out of him, I think I heard him sqeal. The fight only lasted about five minutes, because the little f*cker threw up all over me, and collapsed from my beating. I was exhausted afterwards, but that little **** had it coming.

I'm normally not a violent person, but there is no way I was gonna let my penis disrespect me like that.

I'm pretty sure I'll have to beat him again at some point.

 

Yeah, I'm sure everyone's "buddies" randomly jumps on them and starts a "fight" for absolutely no reason.

 

there is only one buddy that i beat all the time.


read it over again, you clearly did not get it the first time

 

It's stupid; why would he fight with his penis?

 

How does someone collapse, and vomit all over you.

I call fake, hardly anyone would respond the way you did. 5 minutes is a long time to fight, considering as you completely obliterated him, it's an exceedingly long period of time.

 

This is fake and a bad lie. Even if it was real, I don't completely understand what you said, was this a troll about beating your penis up, friend, kid on the street, etc?

 

very slow malak

do i need to spell it out for everyone?

the vomiting is semen!!

it is a funny way of describing masturbation

 

This truly belongs to the spam section.

 

You guys don't seem to get it. But moved to the spam forum.

 

This forum never ceases to amaze me

 

The joke was stupid.

 

I'm not good at these x.X, it's been an exhaustive day today to say the least.

 

Wow. Some slow kids on here lol.

 

I understood it after re-reading it. Not funny though.

 

Well said by nate... inb4stupidity. Except Gurt, grats on TwC removal.