Sillymonkey

I was walking down the street,
When out the corner of my eye,
I saw an ugly little bitch approaching me.

She said I never seen a man,
Who had lots of money,
Would you care to have me as your personal bunny?

If you could make me bleed enough,
I'll do it all for free,
But you gotta make sure my sneaky little husband doesn't know.
Cause I'm real sensitive about getting aids and preggy,
And despite all that, I want a threesome with my friends.
And I feel awkward it doing with someone with a lesser age.

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Suggest improvements.

 

No suggestions need.

/gurtaton

 

I still feel some lines don't rhyme well though.

 

When I get out of hospital, I'm going to fuck you in the ass.

 

Come at me, sis. I'll break your leg and send you back to the hospital.

 

Broken leg aint shit. Try having brain surgery while you are awake and then talk to me, 'bro'

 

Try having your entire skin takin off your body, while awake...Get good son

 

You pay me and I show you me on cam. But while I am on cam you must refer to me as James.

 

which hospital are you in? I think I might personally go there and insert my dick in your brain.

 

I'm not in hospital yet.

Tomorrow I have an appointment with a neurosurgeon at Royal Prince Alfred Hospital, and later in the day after that I have an appointment with a different surgeon at Macquarie University Hospital.

RPAH is public, MUH is private. Depending on whether or not my private health insurance will cover me, I might go to MUH. But it also depends on what the different neuros say about the surgery I am gonna have to have.

 

I dont need all that bullshit just tell me where I have to go to fuck your brain

 

Go edumacate yourself and then read my reply again.

I basically told you I will either be in RPAH or MUH. It just depends on how my appointments go tomorrow.

 

I don't have an Xbox, sorry.

 

I do, it's in California. I live in Australia.

I guess that basically means I don't have an X Box anymore.

Fuck.

 

Okay, I'll go "edumacate" myself and then read your reply again.

tl;dr'd that post. Now tell me where you are.

 

I'm in Eastwood, call me as soon as you get into the suburb and I'll walk outside and shove a rubber dick in your ass since you want it that badly.

 

Aw, you do care about me. I'm proud, my little bunny.

 

When will you guys understand that you are my bitches. The first bitch in line for punishment is, and always will be, Hahanerd AKA Sweet Cheeks due to his high level of insolence and his repeated thoughts of him having free will/rapping skill.

 

Keep this up, and your daughter will be the one bearing my child.

 

I'm going to be jealous of my daughter. She'll be half Asian, and not have to put up with all the features of being full Asian like me. The fucking bitch.