Seriously

Who the hell puts a computer in their kitchen??

 

Depends where in the kitchen I guess, I was living in a house about 8 years ago where we had a computer in the kitchen.

The kitchen was fairly large, and it was in a corner of the room kind of near the fridge.

I actually liked the spot.

 

A fatass.

 

Don't talk about my uncle's friend's sister's cousin like that HHN.

 

Oh my god it's jackie chan

 

You know what, butt plug?

I despise Jackie Chan and anyone like him.

How long has he worked in the English speaking world and yet you still can't understand the words that come out of his mouth. Reminds me of my fucking dad, who thinks he speaks great English but it's actually horrible and his 11 year old son is better than him at every aspect of the language.

 

pics or it didn't happen.

 

Hey, hey, hey. I don't mind you shitting on anyone else but if you shit on Jackie Chan, I'll shit on you.

 

Hey Determinate... ow8. Gone.

Hey gurt.

 

Determinate still has it, you blindfuck.

 

Why are you offended by the Jackie Chan thing? He's Chinese, you are Japanese, etc.

 

Fuck you
I am fat and have no cpu in there

 

I'm not Japanese. And his accent is actually better than most chinks.

 

http://sythe.org/showthread.php?t=1144705

seems like u jelly

 

Okay.

My wife is pregnant.
She goes to the hospital for delivery.
I tell all my friends that my baby has been born.
But in reality, the doctors are busy raping my wife (Sillymonkey).
When they come out, they say that they're sorry that they couldn't save their lives.

In the end, I'm a childless, wifeless father.

 

WTF. WELL. YOU have Japanese in your location so you are Japanese.

His accent is fucking horrible, you'd think with all the talking to Americans/people that speak Engwish, and all the fucking money he undoubtably has from his long movie career, he would speak clearer.

It just pisses me off if someone that has been speaking Engwish longer than I have been ALIVE cannot speak it properly.

 

okay plz wait while I grab some random chinese characters off the internet to make myself look like a chink

difference between native and non-native = found

Oh shit, look at me, I can imitate every accent perfectly. Go try Russian, Italian, Spanish, Chinese. You'll see that they're all different and not everyone has "the tongue" to do it.

come on TC I wanna hear your shitty voice

http://www.********.com/plznate

 

Speech therapy would cost nothing for him, and I guarantee his accent would be flawless in no time. Except maybe with certain funny words.

WTF is TC, and I don't have a mic I'm at work. I always only go on Sythe at work or internet cafes.

 

That's just stupid.

No accent = no career. He keeps it because that's how people know him.
I'd bet that he wouldn't be nearly half as successful if he didn't have the accent.

 

The main thing that makes his movies funny is his accent.
And damn you, biyatch, come add me on MSN ([email protected]) when you get home and we'll talk srs business.

TC = Tiny Chat.