Sillymonkey

You're annoying and by the look of your threads looking for attention, which you have found. Congratulations.

 

Grammar

 

Sillymonkey is Justin Bieber reincarnated, you guys know its true.

 

I don't seek attention I have just now embraced the spam forum. At first I was scared by people talking about me but now I know how to strap it on and fuck you in the ass back.

 

Because you work for gold4rs, right?

 

Gimme the address to their Sydney branch. I'll totally have my husband rob that shit for GP.

 

Robbery over rsgp, what a life.

 

Perfect crime, no stolen goods to speak of if they call 000!

 

000 = azn 911
dey couldnt remember da diffrnt numbrs.

 

000=communist HQ. fucking jewsians.

 

Australia's 911 = 000

Funnily enough, if you dial it now transfers you to 000 because of all the people watching too much American TV/Americans coming over here and not knowing how to reach help due to being too stupid to research something like that before visiting a foreign country.

 

Says the rice picker.

 

Hi i pick rice

 

Clap For Communism.

 

Who the fuck is this guy?

Have I spoken to you?

No?

K take the back seat, I might let the monkey jerk you off if you behave.

 

Clap for needle dick.

 

Monkey - husband

 

Asians can't get the back seat like black people, *cough* ride the fucking trolley, you naturally tan wanna be spick.

 

I grew up in California, even Mexicans there have a hard time liking Mexicans.

Don't think I wanna be one

 

black guy, white guy, and an asian guy are riding in a car. They get pulled over by a cop. The cop says I'll let you all go, on one condition, the total length of your dicks has to equal 20 inches. They end up getting away, and as they are driving away, the black guy says "You guys are lucky I have a 10 inch cock." The white guy says "You guys are lucky I have an 8 inch cock." The asian says "You guys are lucky I was able to get an erection."