Never ending rap [MiniRanks]

Blade is lame, Blade is stupid, Blade will end up in a ditch
He runs his mouth all day and night and ends up as someone's bitch
My raps aren't so cold anymore but they still kill all that pass by

 

Some peeps just make me wanna cry.
In the end, I still just wanna die.
But I came so far so I can't let go of my life.

 

Seems you're just a little emo so I'll grab a knife
If you die and move on with life, I'll take good care of the wife
You better leave now or things could get messy

 

Nessy is the name of my friend the loch ness monster
I take him out maybe for some burgers and toaster
Editing my message, like a boss.

 

Your rhymes make me wanna kill ya, you fucking joss.
Guess I'll just have to teach ya, how to cuss.
First, you gotta give me, a thousand bucks.

 

Trade with caution
Trade with caution
Trade with caution

 

I bought Poker's mom for a dolla at an auction
I accidently came inside her and she was forced to have an abortion
Don't post if you aren't going to take the time to rhyme

 

Rhyme? Hearing you say that's what you do is a crime.
I'd rather you act a mime
Think you cool but you nothing but a fool

 

You're a woman posting in a forum full of 99% men is kinda cool
Let me tell you something that'll make you drool
I'm Hahanerd and the king of this thread so please back away Miss

 

Miss, haha nerd, try to think of another diss
Go do something, take a piss
Cuz now this chick got this

 

Thinkin' your Nicki Minaj, girl go cut your wrist
You should be in the bedroom suckin' dicks
Now that was a little harsh but life moves on, so go on

 

I'll go on, to tell you about a guy named HHN
That gets railed in this thread so hard
He clucks like a hen

 

I'll make you cluck like a hen with my Big Ben
I'll stick it up and make you scream with all ten
Yes, I go hard, don't make me start, because I'll have you hot like a poptart

 

Stay away from pop tarts, they might make you fart
Kill you with gas
While I'm tearing up your ass

 

You tear up my ass, no, I tear up your vag
Making you scream, your husband will divorce you fast
I fart on your face whenever I have to waste

 

You talk about waste like it isn't you
More worthless than your fucking poo
Like a baby I'll make you coo, right before I flush you

 

What's more worthless is all the dick you blew
You should of knew, what was coming to you, but you threw it all away like the flu
I go hard when I spit and rip any retard who tries to play the rap card

 

Shouldn't talk about cards
If you was in my hand I'd leave the table broke
But I guess at least I didn't choke

 

You're just a joke.
Better drink my coke.
Will make ya feel the pressure.

 

I'll feel the pressure when I'm puttin it into your ass
Embarrass you in front of your class
Wax it til you can't take it anymore, whore