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  1. Sillymonkey

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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    Last night, my husband randomly started talking about something he would love to do to his enemies. He has talked about some things before that I will add later, but this is what he said last night:

    I would wait in my car about half a block away from their home. After seeing them come out, I would quickly rush them and cover their mouth with a chlorophorm soaked rag to render them unconscious.

    After dragging them into the boot of my car, I would drive out of town to a field. In this field, I would have an oil drum waiting. Previously I would have made sure the area did not have trees around the oil drum, as these can collect evidence.

    I would place their body inside the oil drum, drench them in gasoline and proceed to light them on fire. I would burn them and relight them on fire until they were nothing but ash.

    After this, I would take the oil barrel down to the river and wash it out. Then, I would take the oil barrel to the dumps and toss it out.

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    Another thing he talked about:

    (basically same start with cholorophorm etc. except:)

    I would bring them back to our garage and while they were knocked out, I would put on a rubber glove and CAREFULLY insert a refridgerator lightbulb into their ass.

    I would then rub smelling salts under their nose to wake them up, and the natural reaction for feeling something in your ass is your muscles to tighten.

    Their muscles would tighten, the lightbulb would break, and they would be in extreme pain. I would start to take them to hospital, but instead of dropping them off there I would drop them off several blocks away so they would have to hobble the rest of the way there in terrible, ass-tearing pain.

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    My husband talked about a third thing but it sounds kinda gay so I don't wanna mention it at the moment. I will later I guess so I don't have to see the comments when I go home.
     
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    cool story sis
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    WTF? None of that seemed fucked up to you?

    Some shit my husband says absolutely scars me and creeps me out.
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    I didn't even read.
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    Same.
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    That's great.

    I lay all the shit out so it isn't a brick, in an attempt to make it easier to read AND YOU COMMENT WITHOUT FUCKING READING IT. SOMEONE SHARE IN MY CREEPED OUT-NESS
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    Well, I invited you to my room last night and you refused. Your fault.
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    I haven't been to Chinese school since I was like 12 I think, so I dunno where the fuck your room is judging by your location. I can barely read/write that stuff.
     
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    Japanese, lol. Chinese and Japanese are very different. :)

    It's written Edorasu.
     
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    i met let u fuck.
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    Either the language pack on this comp is fucked so I see it extremely horribly or I'm an idiot, either way works. Sorry lol.
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    ya'know i think that a bigger lightbulb may do more damage to the victims rectum, you may want to suggest that to him. you want to maximize the pain after all.
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    I asked him why a fridge lightbulb and he said it was so it doesn't break while he is putting it in. He said that would ruin the moment.
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    why dont u just suck his dick
    hes obviously delusional to the fact his wife wont suck his dick
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    What is your home country?
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    Do you no whats fucked up?

    Lieing on a forum about your sex/age...
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    Getting the word 'lying' wrong is even worse.
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    Just a note..

    Nice knowing you..

    He's probs going to kill you
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    leave the spam fourm pls.

    maybe you should've known him better before you married.
     
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    Husband told me a horrible fantasy he has

    Sythe =/= your blog.
     
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