Morphsuits :)

I think they are pretty cool, what do you guys think?




My morphsuit

 

I think they're sweet. I have a black one. Although I hardly wear it, it's good for Halloween etc.

 

I would buy one, but if I wore it I would be concentrating so hard on not getting a boner that I would get a boner. It's too big a risk to take.

 

How do you see?

 

LMFAO That would be a risk, but you could impress girls with your morph-boner

The material is thinner where your eyes + mouth are. You are even able to drink threw the morphsuit!

 

It could go either way couldn't it. They might be 'Ooooh, that's a big boner you've got there. Let's go somewhere and sort it out... ' or they might just be like 'HOLYSHITHE'SGOTABONERRUNTHEFUCKAWAY.'

 

Hahahahaha Well, you definitely will have a bulge everywhere you go! You'd be surprised how many people want to take pictures with you if you run around in public with a morphsuit.

 

I might consider running around in one with a boner just to see everyones reactions. I'll see how many photos I can get into with a massive stiffy just jabbing into someones leg.