Learn to levitate irl while getting 99 mining

I will teach everyone here to levitate in real life. You can do this infront of your friends and family, or even in town to get an audience

Note: you will be learning how to levitate at the same time as getting 99 mining!!!​

The Guide

You will need a pickaxe (bronze, mith, addy, runite - depending on you mining level)

Now you will be mining rocks. Level up to level 55 mining so you are able to mine mithril rocks. You will be mining mithril rocks up to level 99 mining. During this time you will now be training on how to levitate. Now you will be eating fat food all the time, no salad because we dont want no healthy shit. Mcdonalds is a good example. For each time you mine a mithril ore you will try to fart/fart and use the ass muscles. By doing this you will learn to control your ass muscles and learn to levitate.

You will be mining a total of 160k-163k mithril ores which equals in = 160k-163k farts/ works with the ass muscles.
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What is Levitation?

Levitation is a way of "flying". Ancient magicians have for centuries been fooling people with their levitation tricks, noone knew how to do it until a wise man called sam1 discovered the magicians trick. By farting extremely hard without making a sound the magicians would be able to levitate. This takes alot of training and can be done by anyone who puts time into it.​

Proof?

Click here to see proof

Congratulations, you have now reached a level of 99 mining and learned to impress your friends and other audiences. ​

This guide is completely free, I wanna see a levitating population ​

 

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lol cnt believe u sat down and wrote thiss

 

This isn't funny. Quite the opposite, actually.

It really shows the maturity of this website.

 

Yeah, judge one and you've judged them all. Guess you can judge the whole world as immature because, guess what, and this may come as a shocker to you, he most likely lives on earth with you.

 

u dont have anything better to do on sundays?
ur looking forward to school or something?

 

or maybe he is a alien! we all know none of us live on earth bro

 

works

 

This is despicable. Closed and infracted.