thank you, dear friend....

i want to thank you corn on the cob, for simply living...
so that we may chop you down and cook you then cover you in creamy sweet cow nipple mucus then pepper you and eat you.....
id also like to thank your native american protectors for sharing their secret maize with us and showing us how good it is, so that we could shoot them all down and keep you for ourselves.....
if i ever get the chance in life, i will run backwards naked through a field of you....good day, my dear my friend...

 

Thank you my friend.. Popcorn, for giving me a heart attack @ age 55, and for tasting soooo goood!!

 

Thank you cigarettes , cutting my life short by 15 years