Movie Theatres Are Funny

Went to see Hangover 2.

You know how their is always that group of people who talk really loud before the movie starts?
Well, some lady was saying something about having a poonany when another lady tells her to shut the fuck up. Everyone started clapping including myself.

During the middle of the movie, some guy who was sitting 3 seats away from me, throws up on the floor. Some guy yelled to send his ass out lol.
Either he was drunk, or he couldn't handle the movie.

Damn I can't wait until next time!

 

LOOOOOOL

I had a girl sitting on my lap who was wearing bangles and everytime she moved her arms you could hear them..

This women sitting like couple seats down said.

'Stop moving your arms you stupid bitch'

and this old women was like SHUT THE HELL UP

and everyone was like O_O



inb4 coolstorybro

 

Dude thats sick

 

How old was the girl in your lap?

 

6 ............

 

Winrar.

I just had sex in a movie theater and it felt so great.

 

It was probably a mixture of the sweaty ballsack and buttered popcorn aroma in the air