Strippers at my funeral?

Government officials describe the erotic funerals as offensive to both living and dead, but proceed carefully lest the events qualify as legitimate displays of Buddhist ancestor worship.

Newspaper reports say the practice began eight years ago at the funeral of a wealthy businessmen in Hsilou, a southern farming town.

As the United Daily News explained it, "The pious son hired several young women to perform erotic dances at the funeral procession so his father would not be too lonely on his way to heaven."

The use of dancers in funeral processions spread to other parts of this affluent island as a way to honor the dead and make funerals more festive. Now, erotic funerals are status symbols and account for about one-third of the 2,000 burial rites in Taiwan each week.

During the funeral procession in Peitou, for a landowner, three dancers on a colorfully decorated podium crooned off-key to the accompanying blare of a synthesizer. The van, called an "electronic float," was in the midst of bands that played mournful music in the mile-long procession to the cemetery.

At the burial site, witnesses said, the dancers peeled off their remaining garments as a final tribute to the departed.

Elaborate funeral processions are common in Taiwan. Those for rich men or gang leaders often consist of up to 40 black limousines and minivans, many adorned with portraits of the deceased.

Usually the funeral follows weeks of ceremonies at a flower-bedecked pavilion built outside the home of the deceased. At the pavilion, Buddhist monks and nuns circle the sealed coffin, chanting scriptures to calm the soul.

So popular have dancers been at funerals that they also are used by politicians at campaign rallies and by monks at temple festivals. Nude performances are illegal in Taiwan, but officials say few arrests are made at erotic funerals because police are afraid of offending the dead.

 

I now want strippers at my funeral.

But really, "Nude performances are illegal in Taiwan, but officials say few arrests are made at erotic funerals because police are afraid of offending the dead."

That's a fail.

 

i want to wank with my friends at my funeral

 

I'd love a funeral like that

 

How would you accomplish that if you're dead?

 

@Tacs
congratz on brining ur wanking to a new perfectly good thread...

THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE.
include strippers to preform @ my funeral on my will

 

Even the dead people would be stiff, if you know what I mean!

 

Imagine if telling your mother your occupation.

"Yeah, mom, I'm an erotic funeral dancer"

damn you, I was going to make a joke like that. haha

 

Am I the only one that thinks WTF at them having around 2000 funerals a week in Taiwan?

EDIT: Maybe they knock eachother off so they can go to another funeral, I guess that is plausible.