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  1. The Phat Big Kid

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    BULL SHIT! hahhaa.

    The Marines beat the shit outta him is what happened.
     
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    Thank you captain obvious haha Just playing bro :p
     
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    Thumbs up for Marines ! :D
     
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    Pro marines. they are like the pkers of irl
     
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    FUCK YEAH! This is why i love america.
     
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    I lol'd, good on the police for saying that though, the guy got what he deserved, I bet you he never tries to steal again, or now he will make sure there are no marines outside.
     
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    Funniest description ever. They might as well say he broke half the bones in his body from tripping.

    They say it so casually as well. Fun stuff.
     
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    I can imagine him actually checking for marines when he goes to the store...lmao....bitch got what he deserved imo
     
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    Could this statement get any more nerdier lol?
     
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    That made me lol, pretty great. ^_^
     
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    The dumbest...sigh.

    Good on the cops, freakin' genius.
     
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    I died of laughter after reading that last paragraph, definitely was not the ending I was expecting.
     
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    lmao i believe that..
     
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    Double win! First win: The marines beat the shit out of him. Second win: The newspaper says how the guy slipped


    CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. AWAAAAAY!
     
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    That just made my night. Hahaha, good shit marines and nice report mr. police officer.

    also holy fuck the guy must be in a full body cast

    Two Broken Arms
    Broken Leg
    Several Missing Teeth
    Broken Ankle
    Multiple Contusions
    Several Lacerations
    Broken Nose
    Broken Jaw
    Possible Broken Ribs

    That's a total of 6+ broken bones, LOL
     
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    everyone knows he got his ass kicked by them, but hell, he stabbed a marine.. wtf did he expect?
     
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    Also not to be racist, but Tyrone Jackson could be the most generic name for a black guy. It's like John Smith for white guys. lol
     
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    Hahaha that's hilarious. Marines get away with that stuff all the time.
     
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