Funniest/Greatist way to die?

auto-erotic asphyxiation

 

not bad but no chart toppers...find some funny pics or gifs=/

 

jumping off empire state building. make a little human pancake on the side of the street

 

Choking on a life saver.

 

just gotta throw this out there.Greatest is spelled wrong and funniest is not a word.

 

put on a superman costume and jump out of a plane without a parachute..



trololol

 

Suffocating because Megan Fox sits on your face.


/win

 

laughing @ someone's face bout trippin then as soon as u walk away u slip and impale ur head on a metal fence...

yh karma's a bitch <3

 

heart attack from seeing a hot girl

 

No no no no no Giddy! You climb up ontop of a highrise, tie rope around your waist and THEN jump off, that way you're dangling on the side of a highrise with your head in your hands!

 

For other people to die, i'd just pull down my pants and let them all die of amazement.

 

Spelling is not one of my strong suits =))

 

chocking on a meatball.

 

Personally I think the "greatest" way to die would be Cyanide (HCN being the more toxic, but I suppose KCN or something could work too. Anything to release CN- ions really). Enough of it will kill you in a minute or two, hence there's not much suffering / discomfort is short-lived. There's also not the issue of forcing yourself off a building or anything.

Well, that's for suicide anyway.

 

Suffocating with my head inbetween Emma Watsons Leg's would be one idea.

Or this as my 2nd choice, replace the bunny for myself.

 

Find a way to age backwards and die of young age.

 

benji button lol

 

Probarly like quick sand or someshit cause you see it coming and you can just chill for a bit and think about life lmao

 

Oh god fuck no. I would shit my self and probably die of a panic attack. Drowning/smothering is one of my biggest fears

 

Having a penis shoved way to far into your vag