The Rapture Will Be On May 24th The New York Preacher Says!

Rapture Preacher: “My bad. I forgot to carry the two.”
Saying “math was never my strong suit,” red-faced end-times preacher Harold Camping apologized to his followers tonight when the world didn’t end as he had predicted.

“It was a simple math problem,” Camping said, in a broadcast from his Oakland radio station. “I forgot to carry the 2. A little mistake like that has enormous ramifications in the Bible Code. It throws everything off. So, instead of God saying May 21 was Judgment Day, what He was actually saying was that it was Bad Judgment Day. And, when you look at all the people who believed me, and spent all their money and gave away all their worldly possessions to get ready for the Rapture – not to mention the millions of people who went to see that new ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie – it’s pretty hard to argue with Him. It was Bad Judgment Day.”

The 89-year-old number-crunching preacher has scrutinized the Bible for almost 70 years and claimed to have cracked a Bible code that told him when the Rapture would take place.

When a caller to his radio show pointed out that this marks the second time Camping has erroneously predicted the end of the world -- the first being in 1994 -- Camping responded, "Yeah, I know. What can I say? I suck at math."

Camping added that, according to his newest calculations, something called "The Rupture" is scheduled to take place on Tuesday, May 24th, but that it doesn't sound like anything to worry about.

Source: http://thedailywedgie.blogspot.com/2011/05/rapture-preacher-my-bad-i-forgot-to.html

 

Source? This looks really legit.

 

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I didn't even bother to read the whole post. But who gives? If the world ends then it ends. If it doesn't, move on.

 

Worsnop, it's a joke lawl. Or probably, lemme check the source.
EDIT: lol yes, totally a joke. This was a good laugh for me. Thanks for posting

 

I know but this is like his 5th time saying it will end he makes himself look like an idoit

 

Source doesn't look legit. its on a blog

 

For all part of it is a joke he actually did say the rapture will be on tuesday though

 

Almond, it's a joke. And yeah this is like the, what, 3rd time now? And if it WASN'T a joke..you're going to be-trust money and your life to someone who forgot to carry a two. >_>

 

That old geezer needs to get shot. Seriously.

 

I wouldn't say that...smacked around a bit, maybe. But shot? 0.0 Nooo.

 

Smacking him won't get him to shut up.

 

Ok, his mouth should be stapled shut, better?

 

Tell me how this thing works out on Wednesday, nuff said.

 

I say shoot him, besides some of his followers spent thousands of bucks on advertising the rapture day lol.

 

Lol, I can't remember where I read it, but a family spent their whole lives savings, their sons college fund, and borrowed money from their family to pay this guy to keep them safe, and help advertise.

 

All I had to read was the first sentence of 'It was a simple math problem', and I know this is the stupidest thing I've read all day.

 

This preacher should quit while he's ahead

 

He was ahead?