Getting in trouble.

7th - offered shock gum to teacher (like a shock pen but it was a fake case of gum and when u pull a piece it shocks), teacher didn't like that at all

8th - Asked if i could use the bathroom, hated my teacher. The teacher said *I don't know, CAN you?* i responded with *When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?*
and no im not a genius, just you know when you were 8th grade if you could memorize something to piss off a teacher you would

 

Never got into trouble.

 

you are a fucking terrible kid and should go cut your fucking wrists why would you do that to people. Seriously?

 

8th Grade - Got a week of lunch detention for giving a girl a hug. Not even kidding

fucked up...

 

7th grade-ISS (In School Suspension) for 2 days for "caliing a black guy blackie, and telling him to pick me cotton." This did not happen at ALL, and I admit to shit I've done. I didn't do this -.- He wsa being incredibly racist towards white people, and looked at me and goes: "You to white". And I responded with "Well, you're black?". He then went home, told his dad I called him Blackie, and his dad cussed out my principal.

8th grade-Told a black girl: "Shut up, nigger". Because she was making fun of me for being upset about my grandmother dieing.


My only "Major offences."

 

When I get bad grades, I get in trouble

 

6th grade fighting in school
6th grade everyday math class
8th grade weed
9th grade weed
10th weed

 

...How is it that you all were caught with weed, but no one went to Juvy..? >_<

 

When I was a chap in second grade, I stuck the middle finger at a kid. I didn't even know what it meant and got in trouble haha.
In 4th grade I got suspended for calling a black kid a Bostonian. Not sure why but they probably thought that I was being racist.
In 6th grade I got suspended for talking back to a teacher...

 

Possession of marijuana under 1oz, possession of marijuana w/ intent to distribute, possession of narcotics, purchase/possession of alcohol by minor, open container, theft by shoplifting over $300, and loitering/prowling.

 

That reminded me of my 9th grade year . Got recommended for expulsion for being racist towards some Muslim chick. <--- she instigated it.

I still use the word nigger casually, its a great word!

In 5th grade I got sent to the principals office and was freaking out haha

Anyways I have never read a sythe thread that made me laugh this much.
keep this going its hilarious.

 

Last year (freshman in college), I got extra drunk, lol. I had 8 shots of Vladimir, chugged a 4Loko, then 5 shots of Burnett's .. all within about 30 minutes.

I don't remember anything from the night. But from what I've been told:

I was all over my dude's girlfriend and he was pissed lol. We left to go to the club, and I sat in the middle of the road for like 15 minutes. Then they said they were taking me back to my room, and I said "Nah, I can make it back." So they left me. And 3 random guys found me like an hour later laying in the middle of the street, foaming yellow stuff out of my mouth -_-. Ambulance was called. All I remember was waking up at 5AM in the hospital, and my parents were looking at me, lmao. I was still drunk, and the nurse goes "Your parents are mad at you ..." and I'm like "Nuh uh ....!!" Hahaha. And she said "If you can put your socks on, you can leave." It took about 5 minutes, but I did it.

/end

 

That sounds INSANE 0.0

 

It makes for a good story

 

Ha, I bet. Hangover 2.5?

Why were you drinking so heavily, anyways?

 

Jr year. Burning down a cornfield

 

5th grade- Spitball fight in lunch and I was the only one who got in trouble, because my spitballs hit

5th grade- (again) This time, during the exam I had to go pee and my teacher didn't let me go to recess becaue I peed during an exam. ( in the bathroom )

 

I dunno, really. Me and my friend just got a little carried away .. with me the more carried away of the two, ha..

 

Ha sounds fun. So, was it like an emptyish street? Laying there drunk as fuck for 15 minutes seems like a while to not be hit

 

Yeah, it was just a street on campus. And it was late, so it didn't really get much traffic.