why is everyone in this part of the forums a fucking winner and better than me

im fuck-awful at everything i do
im captain of the LAoKMWGR (or, the Lesbian Association of KKK members who got rejected) team
I have no boyfriend
i have a -1 gpa and i'm getting no scholarship because im fucking stupid (-1, 'member?)
i drive a Prius. 'Nuff said.
my vag only goes in .5 inches
i have to resort to prostitution to even make enough to feed my pixelized family of 235 on runescape
your probably all going to get better jobs than me, marry someone amazing, become rich and design games and other assortments that id masturbate too.



Your all winners to me

(NOTE: This thread is for when you feel bad about yourself. I<3youall.)





YOU ARE KOOLKAT

 

Fixed.

 

Problem.
During arousal the depth of the vagina varies on arousal levels. Hint why a female can take a 6" and a 9" penis.

Just sayin'

 

But we don't have to even get CLOSE to worrying about that with you...:\

 

Are you trying to make a penis size joke?

 

Oh no she didn't!

/snaps fingers

 

Yes. By you making a reference to a penis size of 6" to 9", I was bringing to your attention to the humorous fake assumption that your penis was 6" inches or less. Though, I could have also meant that your penis was 10" or more. It could have been a compliment or insult. But, seeing as how at the beginning of the paragraph I mentioned that I was making a "humorous fake assumption that your penis was 6" or less", unless you have a GPA of -1 or less, then you ought to know exactly what I'm talking about.

 

You don't normally type like that.

 

tl;dr
Acting smart = confusing for me.
I'll assume you were like trollface you have small penis etc. Problem is guys can't really have a comeback for it.

So, here are two ways I always respond if this ever comes up.

1. You got small boobs. (Note: I've never actually seen you)
2. I'm actually above average.
thx.

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

They are somewhere I believe.

 

nou..

 

nou..

 

nou..

 

PM SMR, Sacro, Giddy, Kid Evlranqe, P_anic! and me 5 times each with them, or it's 'shopped. (it matters.)

 

Banned for flooding.


/ily

 

You first.

 

Vouching for Tmoe's penis size, well above average.