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  1. kill dank

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    so last night I told my girlfriend I wanted some pussy. So we make out, I get a little dome, etc.. Then I go to fuck her and I go in a few times then she says to get a condom on.. so I was like whatever (i don't want a kid so yeah) I put the thing on and fuck her for about 20 minutes. She's real wet and stuff and everythings goin great. I pull out for like a minute so I can run to the table to get a drink cuz my mouth was dry and shit and I can't really suck a titty with a dry mouth. I come back, and the condoms dry and so is she (she has trouble staying wet, even when she's masturbating by herself).. so I'm like hey, It's fine I got some lube. So I get the lube and then as I'm about to use it and go back into her (loL) She tells me she's not really in the mood anymore. This was all over the course of like 30 seconds.

    and it fucking sucks. Cuz now, I'm at fucking college with her in a dorm building at 3am, sweaty, with pussy gelatin all over my dick, and now I gotta clean up with fucking Dunkin Donuts napkins and a bottle of purell.

    Wonderful night =]
     
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    Rofl'd.

    Actually lol'd.
     
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    Lesson of the day: Grab a drink first.
     
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    Lesson of the day #2: Don't try to believe anything on spam section.
     
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    Ahh, dank. You never cease to amaze me.
     
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    More or less yea
     
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    No.. I just banged my little toe... I believe that's the worst thing ever.
     
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    Why in gods name would you stop fucking your girl to get a drink?

    Wet your mouth with her damn twat.

    /facepalm
     
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    Yes because.. Hang on need a drink open your legs sounds good doesn't it.
     
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    Well, it's certainly better then, hey, i'll be right back. I have cotton mouth *pulls out and runs away*
     
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    It was like 30 seconds!damn it's not evenreally considered a break. It would take a big girl twice as long to change positions.
     
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    sounds like you speak from experience... chunky dunk much?
     
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    Put me in your sig. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
     
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    Every Damn Day..

    No but fat girl is seriously just a hypothetical situation.. College is over now so I can just clean up in the shower.
     
    kill dank, May 21, 2011
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    I actually loled. Lifes a bitch, and so are bitches.
     
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