Favourite Quotes/Sayings

Hey guys! New on here just wondering your favourite quotes/sayings, in general and movies..
My favourite saying of all time would have to be this one!
Q: How do you make a girl orgasm?
A: Who cares!
Mirin?

Post away your favourite ones, wouldn't mind a LOL

 

i <3 sienfield and i have heard a lot of great quotes

George Costanza " Find a parking is like sex, why pay for it when with a little work i can get it for free."

Jerry Sienfield " breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can&#8217;t do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over."

 

Goal 1.

"The name on the front of the shirt is more important than the one on the back"

This means the team badge, is more important than the individuals name on the back.

Favourite quote

 

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
-Oscar Wilde

 

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Oh , mimicry. I enjoy mimicry. I've been working on Admiral Ackbar from "Return of the Jedi". "It's a trap!" You have to imagine me with a giant squid head.

-Sheldon Cooper

 

We are all born ignorant but one must work hard to remain stupid.

 

"Just last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick."
-Muhammad Ali

Most of my favourite quotes are from Ali.

 

Translated:
"The situation is shit, but it's the fertiliser of our future"
By a President btw

 

"You are as happy as you want to be"