Never ending rap [MiniRanks]

What's good? I am, right on time like morning wood
Never missing a beat no matter how much I should
Unfortunately, I have to leave, but this won't be the last you hear of Skele

 

:O





Yes it's me!
Home from the hospital you see,
Cracked my ribs :/ and all

 

I'm just so cool,
Rapping with myself now i'm home from school,
I really need to keep this active!

 

maybe proactive
maybe reactive
Doesnt matter I get that butter from your mother

 

Don't even bother!
Please step away sir.
This place is NOT for kids.

 

Poppin' my lids
While losin' all my bids
I got a bad feelin about this

 

Thanks for the UI, I think I owe you a kiss
But this is a rap and I'm the only one that shall exist
I'll tear this thread up. lock it, and send it to the Archives

 

But not when everyone arrives
And your rap cred deprives
Then you'll be sinkin down low

 

Will make me think that you're a ho,
Who ain't never seen a show,
See you tryin' hard to stay on your toes.

 

I don't need hoes
when I got my broes
Sittin back watchin' you fall

 

You lot are so small,
Rapping is just to cool
for you, get the ***k out!

 

Dropping bombs with my clout
hearing yelling till i shout
pissy posts get stomped out

 

You dumbass aus, you shouldn't pout,
You'll end up sick, prolly with the gout,
I failed at rhyming

 

At least you got the rhyme scheme right, unlike the other noobs trying
If it weren't for all these rule breakers I wouldn't have to get out of hiding
Rhyme, rhyme, and don't rhyme, keep the tradition going!

 

You're right, you're right, I keep the rap flowing,
I know where you been hiding, what new things have you been sowing?
We need someone else to rap with us though, not one that paces to and fro'

 

This thread has kicked off so slow
I'm about to run away from this thread, so
More posts and raps are needed to keep me here

 

Let's start with my book of fallen rap peers which I use to instill fear
On any and all foes for I am more immortal than Shakespeare
Dark and gloomy is this thread as the ghost of Skele reigns on

 

You've got it all wrong, this Skele's a con,
Better than him I am, Superman
ohw8 im not jamaican

 

You screwed up the rhyme scheme, but I'm not hating
I'm too good for this kids play, unlike Michael Jackson
As long as there's a soul in me, this thread will belong to Skele

 

Who's Skele, I havn't seen him on the tele
Too good for this kids play? Man you so smelly
Call this a rap? Bro you're forgetting