Getting in trouble.

What are some ways you guys have gotten in trouble in school/by your parents/etc..

Some of mine are:
-In 5th grade, I was stretching, and then I put my hands down on my desk and I got in trouble. Idk why, but my teacher was an idiot.
-In 7th grade, my friends were throwing paper balls at each other, and some landed by me, and my teacher gave me a detention and told me to clean the floor. She wouldn't listen to me after I said I didn't do anything..
-Today, in Polish School, we had this thing in the gym. The principal was walking around with a mic saying some stuff, and she walked up to the table I was at, and I'm like "High-Five!" and my teacher yelled at me, saying that's rude or something.. I got in trouble like 10 other times too.
-I got a detention in like 6th or 7th grade for "plaguerising" when we when supposedly like 2 of my sentences looked like something from a website I've never been on. We were supposed to write about the olympics.
-I'll list more if I think of them.

Another one:
-8th Grade, my English teacher (same teacher from 5th grade) told me to move back a row for talking. I said "But I wasn't talking" and she flipped shit. She like threw the podium against the wall, she like rage quit so bad. She took me out in the hall and she's like "I don't like the way you act. Who do you think you are? bla bla bla bla" and I'm like "Sorry."

 

9th grade- saturday school because of too many tardies >.<

 

5th grade- Got in trouble because I said I didn't want to be friends with this douchebag.
6th grade- Kicking an 8th grader in the nutsack.
7th grade- Tackled this guy and he started crying.

All I can remember.

 

Grade 5 = Teacher said she had something important to say and just she said that I started twiddling my thumbs. First time kicked out of class and it was a rush!

 

1st grade- teacher got mad at me because she thought i was cheating on my math papers. i got almost 100%, only i had not "shown my work". i could do it all in my head. i yelled at my mom about it. she told me that "stupid kids grow up to be stupid adults".
3rd grade- got in a fight. kid picked up a tree branch and started swinging it at me. i took my belt off and kicked his ass with it. not proud of that.
6th grade- got caught stealing pokemon cards and selling em to the local card collector shop.
grades 10-12 - caught smoking weed.

 

I lol'd at the first grade one. I always got in trouble for that in like 7th/8th grade. Math is really easy to me. My teacher always told me, "We can't read your brain or something" and I'm like, "Well then put me in a different room or something, I'll still get it right."

 

couple weeks ago, cops searched my car but didn't find the weed.

 

I bent a spoon in 2nd grade.

That's about it.

 

Oh!
All my years from 6th: not respecting the teachers that were impolite me or my friends. I just hate bad attitude from people

 

I normally don't get in trouble to much because I can cover my ass but this year my english teacher has been doing the standard calling me in the hall, talking to me and about my attitude and then bringing me back in. It's funny I do the same thing in that class as I would in health but the health teacher isn't really in control of the class so you get away with it.

 

One day the Spanish teacher was 20+ minutes late for class, so I took her boardmarker and drew smiley faces on all the smooth surfaces I could find.

Teacher came in, gave some bullshit excuse for being late, and started class. After a while, she noticed the smiley faces all over the place and flipped her shit.
She interrogated half the class but nobody told her who had done it. Eventually, she got the vice-principal to come in and "anonymously" find out who had drawn the faces. He thought it was just a stupid joke, but she was asking for blood.

Anyway, he gave me a detention which I never served. She left the school the next year and he got promoted to a school in Australia the year after that.

 

Pretty long but funny read:

I made a death note in 6th grade.
(As purely a joke)
If anyone has seen Scary Movie 3, I wrote "7 Days" on the note then started listing names starting from the person who should die first to last, the first person was a girl who I always joked with.
Trust me, most of the people who I listed knew they were on it as a joke, I was one of the funnier people in class and I just went all out. Lol

So after I pass the note around I tell the last person who has it to throw it away, some stupid bitch who was known as the girl who rats everyone out/kissass took it out from the trash, then gave it to the teaher.
Our new principal (Principals were switched around our district for some messed up reason), was some old lady. She said this note "Gave her the willies" just like the movie "Bambi" did to her.

So she interrogates suspects, I was one of the sole suspects (lol). So I just said I didn't do it, and she gets over it. (Everyone knew I did it and people still remember it)
Just another day in the life of my 6th grade class.
Man do I miss it, best year of my life...

 

When I was 6 I hit my brother and the head with a paint roller then pushed him onto the ground. I got grounded for about 3 days.

 

Uhhh, been alot of "troubles" for meh, 2long to write

 

Interesting thread, havnt posted here in like forever, so why not start now?
Well...
6th grade-Throwin food in a food fight, 3 day suspension
7th-fightin in the cafeteria, 5 day suspension
9th grade-fighting again, 10 days suspension
10th grade-2 day suspension for skipping class and a 10 day suspension for a fight i wasnt part of(wtf?)

 

In 8th grade, I ditched Math class with my friends to avoid taking this brutal test. Got into a decent amount of trouble, but that pretty much covers anything I've ever done bad and got caught for

 

5th grade - figth every other day because I was usually bullied, me and my friend would then jump the bullies lol

6th grade - SO SO much, at least 10 referrals, very lucky I wasn't expelled

7th grade - expelled for selling weed

rest of 7th / 8th stuck in a virtual school..

9th - complete douche science teacher literally tries to make his students angry, called him a faggot and got 5 days suspension..? lol

 

Tomorrow, drug test.

 

8th grade- some kid said he fucked my mom. Busted his eardrum. Suspension for 10 days.

 

Got arrested for possession of marijuana a couple months ago.

Probably the worst.