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  1. Verts

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    yeah... so, help me choose a name for the baby, sythe.
     
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    You can do better than that Verts. /facepalm


    POWER ABUSE FFS
     
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    i never took a test after i broke up with my ex.. found one lying around and well, you know how it is.
     
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    I didn't know breaking up with someone made it necessary to take a pregnancy test! :p
     
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    It does when you'd been having unprotected sex with them for the past 12 months.
     
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    Indeed. Weak sperm if it took a year to get you preggo :p.
     
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    i didn't break up with him 12 months ago dip shit
     
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    I'm saying that if you had sex with him for 12 months, unprotected, and you just recently got pregnant... all those times... all those months... it didn't happen. It took a year for him to get you pregnant. I don't know if I can explain my thought pattern any clearer. =/. Sorry.
     
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    i was on the pill for most of it. toward the end, i didn't take it all the time because the relationship was lapsing and i started to forget.
     
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    Name the child Casus.
     
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    Well, there are other forms of birth control... like stairs.
     
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    Why ?
     
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    Christian or JRSmithfan1
     
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    No .
     
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    Aiden. Have always liked that name. Dunno why.
     
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    Ive always liked the name Kendra, if its a girl
     
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    Apart from I said so?

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    Kendra is nice :3
     
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    Name it Robot-Boy.
     
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    okay!
     
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