What goes on in the mind of a man during a gangbang.

Oh man. How did I talk myself into this? This was not a good idea.

What am I supposed to be doing right now? Should I be doing something? She looks pretty occupied currently. She’s already handling three dudes. I guess I’ll just stand here and stroke it some more. Keep your head together Mike. Your time will come. Man this gangbang is awkward!

This seemed like it would be awesome. It always looked so cool in the videos. But all this waiting and watching is really uncomfortable.

I figured I’d just sort of fall into a natural rhythm and find my groove, but I’ve gotta admit that I am really perplexed as to the proper gangbang protocol here.

Whoa. She just looked at me. Does that mean she wants me to come up there so she can suck me off? Maybe that’s what she's indicating. But what if she didn’t mean that? What if I go up there and shove my junk in her face and she doesn’t want anything to do with it? I’d look like a real horse’s ass then. I’d better just wait here.

Man this guy’s taking a long time. Come on dude, who are you trying to impress here? There are other guys waiting.

Look at that guy’s penis! It’s way bigger then mine. Thicker at least. I hope I don’t have to follow him. She won’t even know I’m in there.

Oh man, he caught me staring at it. Well that’s just great. Now he’s gonna think I’m queer. I’m not queer man. I’m just a little self conscious. God this is awkward.

It’s too hot in here.

These guys are all saying sexy things to her. I’m the only one who’s not talking dirty. I should say something so that they don’t think I’m lame. Here goes....

“Yeah, you like that bitch!”

Shit. That was stupid. Now everyone’s looking at me like I’m some misogynistic asshole.

I am an asshole. Why did I have to say the most cliché, demeaning thing I could think of? Like I need to remind her that she “likes that”. Smooth move dumbass.

I wonder why she’s doing this. I’ll bet she had a bad childhood. She probably lacked a strong paternal figure in her life.

Damn it. Now I’m half mast. Now I look like the guy that can’t keep it up. Concentrate Mike. Stop psychoanalyzing and keep your mind on the sex.

Okay here we go, that guy’s done. About time. Should I go now? I’ve waited long enough, I’m going in there.

Damn it. The Italian guy beat me to it. I was here way before the Italian guy. How are we determining who’s turn it is here anyways? Was there some sign up sheet I missed or something? Damn it.

Steady Mike old boy. There’s plenty for everyone. Just wait it out. Deep breaths.

I hope no one tries to go anal when I’m taking my turn. I’m not real cool with my stuff touching another guy’s stuff. And I think that would be unavoidable. That would be really awkward.

Something in here stinks. Is that me? I hope it’s not me. Oh man, I hope it’s not her! Wait, no, it’s the Italian guy. Thank God.

Okay, time to make your move Mike. I’ve gotta get in there and mix it up. Other wise I’m that creep at the gangbang who’s just watching and beating off. You’ve gotta be in it to win it. Okay here goes.

Wait, what’s going on? Everyone’s finishing off on her! We’re climaxing already? We just got started! I haven’t even gone yet!

Well, my mom found out and she got scared. She said your movin with your auntie and uncle in belair.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything i can say this cab is rare but i thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel Air.

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabyo homes smell ya later. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

 

Lol'd, nice ending.

 

belair'd

 

I don't get it

 

Heres a joke for you babe

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office. But
she had a boyfriend. One day Johnny got so
frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you."

But the girl said "NO WAY!" Johnny said, "I'll be
fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

The girl thought for a moment and said that she
would have to consult her boyfriend.

She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick
up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get
his pants down! Call me when you're done."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an
hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend
calls and asks, "What happened?"

She said, "The b*stard used coins!!!"

 

Gohan, you never cease to amaze/humor me. That was some funny shit.
Personal experience? Lol

 

lolwut

 

This is very win

 

tl;dr.

 

Stop ruining it.

 

lol thats funny lmao

 

get the fuck out

 

what happened to the purple rank?

 

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh O_____________________________o

Did I miss something or it didn't say ''spam forum'' but ''Forum for moderators homosexual fantasies''?

 

How is this homosexual if it's a gangbang?

 

The chick he's fucking is a tranny?

 

Obviously the dude is more interested in the guys. Otherwise he would of K.O'ed one like a real man does to get his turn on the girl.

 

This.

 

thats not technically gay, its still a woman just with a dick :/

 

you are all fags