What gets wetter as it dries?

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What gets wetter as it dries?
  1. Unread #1 - Mar 23, 2011 at 1:14 AM
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    What gets wetter as it dries?

    A towel.
     
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    What gets wetter as it dries?

    your mom
     
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    What gets wetter as it dries?

    lold.
     
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    What gets wetter as it dries?

    Ways to Torture the Pizza Guy (part 1)

    -Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
    -After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button does." Simulate a cutoff.
    -Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
    -Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
    -Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
    -Ask if you they can put food coloring in the cheese.
    -Ask to see a menu.
    -Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
    -Be vague in your order.
    -Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
    -Change your accent every three seconds.
    -If (s)he says the word “pizza”, say, "Please don't mention that word."
    -Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?"
    -Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
     
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