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BANKSTOWN HIGH SCHOOL - CITY OF BANKSTOWN - MATHEMATICS EXAM

NAME ........................................ GANG.........................................

Time allowed 1 hour


1. If Mohamed lowers his WRX 2 inches front and back and puts on
stolen 18-inch Zepter wheels, how many inches has he originally lost from
the stock suspension?


2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how may razors
will he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00 pm?


3. If Mustaffa runs 10 km from the Police in Lakemba to Punchbowl,
then steals a car and drives another 5 km to Bankstown , how many
kilometres has he travelled if he ends up hiding in WileyPark?



4. Omar has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an '8 ball' to Hamil for
$320.00 and 2 grams to Akhmed for $85.00 per gram. What is the street
value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it.?



5. If Ahmed receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from
Centrelink, also works for his brother as a builder and receives a
further $400.00 per week, and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his
11 children for school, how much money does he have left to buy a
smashed Tarago from the auctions?


6. If the average spray can covers 22 square metres and the average
letter is 8 square centimetres, how many letters can a tagger spray
with 3 cans of paint?


7. If Soula needs 25 mls of wax per day to get rid of her facial hair,
and Soula is only 19 years old, how many mls will her mother need if she is 47?


8. Mohamed has an AK-47 with 2 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out
of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many
drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?


9. If Jim changes the oil in his Fish & Chips shop deep fryer every
18 months and this costs him $400.00, how often should he change the oil
if he wants to spend only $180.00 per annum on new oil?



10. If Abdo runs a Donor Kebab shop and works as a Taxi driver on
weekends and earns $1, 200.00 per week, how much does Centrelink give
him for his job search allowance?


11. If Bankstown 's ethnic community is increasing at a rate of 3.5%
per month, the overall population increasing at 2.1% per month, at what
rate are the Skippies leaving?

 

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Darling, would you give me a blowjob?”

Horrified, she replies, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”

Him: “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”

Her: “No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?

Him: “Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”

Her: “No way. It’s just too risky!”

Him (horny as hell): “Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?”

Her: “No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”

Him: “Oh yes you can. Please?”

Her: “No, no. I just can’t”

Him: “I beg you…”

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, “Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for f*ck sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!”

 

You never use to talk dirty, but now you damn disgusting, My, my God, where’d you learn that?
(Yeezy thought me)
Look at you.. naked.. with them.. Jimmy Choos off. Who thought you how to put some … Jimmy Choos on?
(Yeezy thought me)

 

Who, who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered?
(Yeezy re-upholstered my pussy)

 

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her friends stop by in a car, prompting her to wonder which seat she can take - a mind-crushing dilemma which has thrown many a popular teenager into an existential quandary and driven them to suicide over their own indecisiveness.

 

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Cockroach Pornography.

 

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