zombie apocalypse? oh nao!!

So I'm preparing for the zombie apocalypse. So far I have 500 lbs of canned food, 3 male tigers, 1 katana, 1 chainsaw, and 20gb of porn.

What else should I get?

 

A noose and hang yourself.

 

Who would ride my fucking tigers into battle then? Silly child is silly.

 

3 of your favorite pornstars, 60 mill condoms, another 4500lbs of canned food, 5000L bottled water, the US army, Charlie Sheen, and a pair of testicles.

 

Motor bike. Get away from those mofo's asap.

 

A few hundred thousand planks all compact fitted into my small backpack, and a bag of nails?

"20gb of porn"

^ ^ I lol'd

 

20gb enough? I hate re-runs.

Lol @ raziex. I have a feeling Charlie sheen will be the first to turn into a zombie. He wilk probably be like level 9001.

 

I'm Bi-Winning?

*remix*

 

If your not bi-winning with me your with the trolls.

 

You need some netflix.

 

no worries bro, already got that shit.

anybody got weapon suggestions?

 

You might want some women to repopulate the world.

Shotguns are the only way to go. Plus maybe a machine gun.

 

I don't wanna get some fuckin stds or somethin. But maybe ill rescue Megan fox, Taylor swift, and your mom. That should be good

Shotguns are good, ill add that to the list. I'll need like 4x372738382828 rounds too. I should probably invest in a solar powered ray gun.

 

youz gunna need some black men to help you steal from the other survivors :\

 

You also need a zombie in a cage a blowdart gun. that would be a fun couple of weeks.

 

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hahahaha THIS^

 

kid.

Love your swasfuck.

 

ty sir, your welcum to have it.

 

kid, wanna buy phr33 secs?