Do You Have Any Funny PKing Stories?

Alright well today I've been alching (I'm a Level 85 Zerker) and my 120 Friend asks me if I'd like to watch him 1v1 PK at Edgeville.

I say yes, I bring all of my alchs and watch him when he 1v1's. (Note I don't have a super set on me)
I'm wearing a Fire Cape, Rune Platebody/Legs, Unholy Book, Etc.

Then a 1 Defense pure decides to attack me while I'm alching and I luckily had a DDS (Friend PKed it and gave it to me). As soon as I take it out the pure prays melee then I spec him out and he dies.

My friend/the crowd around me were all laughing their asses off as I was as well.

Tl;dr Don't attack people who aren't PKing (Or who have 44 Defence levels on you if you're 1 Defense )

Anyone else have any funny PKing stories?

 

wait.. you were alching *IN* the wilderness? not outside of it...?

you deserve to DC and be killed. wow.

 

I was alching IN it. My friend doesn't PK next to the ditch...

Haha why do I deserve to be DC'ed? I'm not some idiot who gives out my IP so clearly that can't happen
I see people wearing Full Torva, risking 40M...

 

Pretty funny, my friend created this thing called the 5-shark challenge....you bring 5 sharks out and hope you can get a kill. Whether your 1 iteming or wearing full armour....Very Risky.

 

I can already imagine all of the luls between myself and my friends if we did this and got a kill.
Definately going to try it out with my friends, thanks for the idea lol

 

The most hilarious part is when you get into a fight run out of food and run like hell hoping to survive....:laugh:

 

I was on my laptop and I had to take a shit, but I was PK-ing at that moment, so I went to the bathroom with my laptop and killed that mofo who I was fighting against.

 

Time to turn on Soul Split/Wrath
Or hope that the damage from Wrath does decent damage and someone PJs your opponent once you die rofl
Omg I can't wait to do this lol

I feel bad for the guy who died to you lmao. If only he knew you were in the bathroom... Haha
*Facepalm*

 

Lol, it was kind of hilarious cuz my mum saw me comin out of the bathroom with my laptop.

 

Lol did she think you were looking at porn or something? Haha I bet my mom would've.
Funny either way

 

hahaha wow. innuendo ftw!

 

She had this "WTF-Face" & Then she laughed, lol.

 

Got a funny one here.

Wa Alching on my old Mage fc/dds pure an some guy came upto me tryin to lure wearing Santa and showin inventory or 50m in cash. He was like let's alch in level 2. So I was like ok. Has bout 40 alchs left anyway and had pots and runes for a lil pvp.
We got into level one were e could attack but his tb mate was in level 4 ... I went to level 2 just edge of level 3 so his mate couldn't attack and he ht me with a tangle. I Fced, he was like wtf shouting his mate and I ran over dds ko. 2 min later I was finishing Alching my 30 alchs he came back spamming insults I reported an he got perm muted.

Poor lurer

 

Rofl! It's always funnier when they try to lure you or rush you then you turn the tables and KO them
Perm Mute, ouch lol

 

haha gamed

 

I remember me and my friend lured my friends little brother just for laughs. But his little brother thought he would try to lure my friend and get his noob friends to help him out. They all skulled trying to kill my friend and then when I came out to barrage the kid I killed 2 extra noobs with him.

 

One time, I pked this girl, and she begged for all her shit back, and I said no. She said she'd do anything (she lost her dclqws and probably couldn't afford to get new ones or something), and I said anything? I then tld her if she showed me her tits I'd give her stuff back. Anyways, long story short, she added me on msn, went on webcam, showed me her tits (I'm not even shitting, I've got a screencap of it on my laptop) and then I blocked her on msn, and didn't give any of her shit back. Shit was fuckin' epic.

 

Hahaha wow Spear, sounds like my average Runescape Day .
Hahah while it's mean I would've laughed my ass off.

I literalled laughed for like 5 minutes straight dude.
Holy crap that's possibly one of the funniest if not the funniest RS moments I've ever heard about

 

One time I was training on monks and this idiot in full guthix starts mouthing off. I challenged him to a wilderness fight and he accepted (neither of us had food). We fought a few time and then went and healed at monks, then I ended up hitting like a 10-11-10 (I was like level 60 at the time) and I killed him. It was 1m, but it was worth more then.

 

I remember being in this one clan when I was mid leveled, I wasn't a leader but I was trusted as hell and one day this one kid was pissing me off to no end so I asked him if he wanted to go pking with me as my tele blocker.

His account wasn't horrible but it was lower than mine. I asked one of the clan leaders in TeamSpeak if I could teach him a lesson while we are out in wild and he just laughed and said go ahead.

We got around where the Chaos Elemental is and I laid into him with Whip/DDS/Barrage. It was kinda overkill 'briding him, because he kinda died before he had a chance to know what was happening.

I gave half his shit back to him, and the other half I wore on later PK's as a reminder to not mess with me.