So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

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So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus
  1. Unread #1 - Mar 11, 2011 at 5:32 AM
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    I think I'm a magnet for these people. I guess I have that heathen look on my face. This time, I actually decided to debate her, and I was shocked at how frustrating it was. It's like, her answer to everything I said was "That's what Satan wants you to think. Satan rules the world."

    Then she kept saying shit like "How do you think the sun got there. How is earth so perfect for life." I replied with letting her know she was using a God of the Gaps argument, to which she replied that I shouldn't let Satan fool me with this fancy-shancy science/logic and that it was all made up by Satan to fool me and Satan was ruling my life.

    It's like you can't even debate with them. The second you disagree about anything it's Satan fooling you. I was pretty damn frustrated.

    She was using the bible as proof that the bible was written by god. "Of course it was put here by god. It says it right here on this scripture!"

    Wow. I was quoting poets and authors I like and she was saying it didn't matter because the men who wrote that stuff were influenced by the devil and had become his helpers. They she was saying, "Well my book was written by God. Who are you going to believe, a science book or a logic class teacher or God?"

    I just wanted to say, Bitch there is no God!
     
  3. Unread #2 - Mar 11, 2011 at 5:34 AM
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    I'm constantly approached by people who claim "A little sheep is following you." It creeps me out, I hate these over-religious people.
     
  5. Unread #3 - Mar 11, 2011 at 5:43 AM
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    It gets even more annoying when they come knocking on your door.
     
  7. Unread #4 - Mar 11, 2011 at 5:46 AM
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    Yea, I had that once, the guy was like:'I want to bring Jesus in your house' or something, so I basically said;"Yea, put him out there"
    The guy was like wtf and left, pretty good way to get rid of them, lol.
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    Most people will resort to "the bible says this"

    If they're a woman and they say it, then you could simply say the bible says man is greater than women, so make me a sandwich bitch.

    But man, referring to Satan this Satan that lol.

    You cannot debate with a brick wall man, but a valiant effort nonetheless.
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    LOOOL YerYerYer :p
    But yeh, when this happens i seriously want to backhand those bitches.
    Fuck them and their irrational bullshit.
    Believe it yourself? Fine
    Give me shit about 'being mind-controlled by Satan'????
    Get the FUCK out.
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    Yeah there is no winning against these religious fanatics, unfortunately they'll always deny the valid proof.

    Also was she Christian? If so that just makes the stereotype even more valid, on how Christians are like "Do what I say or you're wrong"
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    I told her religion perpetuates ignorance, and she was just on her high horse like she was so damn smart and knew everything she needed to know and I was the blind one. I hate these people.
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    I totally respect people and their religious beliefs, but it pisses me off when they try and push it on you. Explaining, how believing in god is far superior than other religions. Preaching to people that don't want it, can be the most annoying thing.
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    totally. its incredible how stupid she is.
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    When I moved in this shit happened all the time. It went from people dressed up going door to door to the neighbors.

    They aren't worth arguing with - they won't try to hear anything you say.
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    Try living with these people. My dad and I have these type of debates on a weekly basis.
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    I really despise religious people who try to force people into their beliefs.
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    Ommmmg that was hilarious, it happended to my brother, I think he was more pissed off that he had to log out of runescape to answer the door. o_O

    Although I am baptized, I kinda believe in reincarnation. This world is too complicated to deal with religion, espiecally considering the earthquake in Japan today. You start to think, what are you trying to sell? this world is not perfect and never will be. Evil controls the world more than good, Civilization is no longer a part of this world and certianly neither is god. Ohh well, only judgement day can tell. I'll shit my pants if i'm standing infront of God.

    Purhaps my A in religion studies will get me somewhere? :love:
     
  31. Unread #16 - Mar 11, 2011 at 6:28 PM
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    Then when I mentioned that religion was almost hereditary at this point, she started talking about how she never ate barbecue growing up and she used-to take a fork and burn hotdogs on the range.

    Wow.
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    haha. man religious arguements are hillarious. usually theres just no winning so you just gotta have some fun with it haha. if a person is that dedicated to their religion to come and fill you with unwanted information at your door, they'll put up a fight.
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    You can never force religion onto someone and have good outcomes.
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    That doesn't prove anything you fucking moron, fucking idiot the whole concept of god was thought of by man and it's just a giant loophole, how can there be a fucking god if you and every other person alive has higher moral values than him? your "God" is for slavery and genocide, he is also a sexist, therefore he can't judge you if you sell slaves and kill millions, which contradicts itself, therefore there is no fucking God you pathetic twat, nobody has ever proven the existence of God and they never will because he doesn't exist, simple fact, you really think theres some flying fucktard in the sky that gives a tiny shit about how you live your life? If your "God" is so perfect then why is there a heaven and a hell if he knows that some people cannot live up to his expectations, and he wants to punish them for this? you're an idiot, you know nothing, and you just go hang off a tree.
     
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    So a lady tried to sell me some Jesus

    I hate it when undereducated people try to argue religion. Both sides, I hate it when a Christian forces someone with other beliefs onto Christianity without any sort of knowledge of Christianity itself. I also despise the other way around too, like the post above mine.
     
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