How funny are Runescape players? 5m if I laugh?

When Chuck Norris adds milk to his rice crispies they shut the fuck up.



Based on Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can technically kick you yesterday.





Haha, the funniest one I've seen is the Betty Crocker one.

 

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?!"

 

How did burger king get dairy queen pregnant?......... He forgot to wrap his whopper!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p32OC97aNqc

People laughing at the previous person's laugh. Watch the whole thing. I DARE you not to laugh

 

There was father and he had 3 daughters. The first daughter came and said "Daddy why did you name me Daisy?" The father replied "Because the day you were born when we came out of the hospital a daisy fell right on your forehead." She said "Ah thats sweet." She kissed him on the cheeck and left. The next daughter comes in and she was like "Daddy why did you name Rose?" The father replied "Because the day you were born we were walking out of the hospital and rose fell right on your forehead." She said "Ah thats sweet." Kissed him on the forehead and walked away. Then the third daughter comes in and she was like "DERREDUBUDUBJEHDK" and the father was like "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!"

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjAzNjM4OTM2.html

 

what did the dragon chainbody say to the Dragon platebody?

hey, can i borrow your PLATE?

gettit?

 

three women sitting at a bar

the first one says, "I am so loose my boyfriend can fit his fist inside me".

the second one says, " I am so loose my boyfriend can fit both his fists inside me"

the third one chuckles as she slides down the bar stool

 

One day there was a beggar in runescape begging for money.

suddenly, a bunch of metal people started flying above him.

 

explain please? I don't get it

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72eP9HifO4o
If you are Aussie, get a paper towel ready to clean your pants.

 

Good pickup line:
What fucks like a tiger and winks?













*winks*

 

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

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Two fish in a tank.

One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this?”

 

^ LOL. I vote for that one

 

Q: What said the man to his wife when they whent to France?
A: They didn't go.

 

No money, no luls.

 

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

 

I lmao :L

 

Edited out- nevermind.