How funny are Runescape players? 5m if I laugh?

1/2

That is how many 5m offers I am giving away and that is how many are left!

Winners! Kid elvranqe please pick up your money

For some god unknown reason this made me laugh, my youtube thing wasn't showing vids so I listened to skype laughing one and thought that was whack

After all this time playing Runescape, 4 years +, I can honestly say I almost never laugh when someone says a joke or really anything(We all know your BSing the second you type those 3 magic letters). I am holding a contest to see the first runescape player that can make me laugh.


Rules!!

There are none

Best of luck


ICON

Keep Racist / Degrading comments to a minimum they are un cool and hurt peoples feelings.. Just F*ing with you if it makes me laugh it's all good

 

watch this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew9kX1IjL78

 

So, 2 guys were hunting when suddenly one guy passes out. His eyes are glazed over, so the other guy calls 911. He says, "Help, I think my buddy is dead! He isn't moving!" The operator says, "Let's make sure he's dead first." There is a short silence, then a loud bang. Then the guy says, "Ok, what next???"

 

If this was the first time I heard that joke U woulda done well, but I ironically heard this one before =p very funny but I heard it before =( waiting for ez mac's vid to load

 

theres a daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato, and the baby tomato starts falling behind and the daddy tomato gets angry, and goes back to the baby tomato and squishes him KETCHUP!!!

 

Wait are you a girl? WTF are you doing on the computer your supposed to be in the kitchen making me a sandwich whore

 

Why is the lumbridge cook so mean?

Because he beats the eggs and whips the cream.

The jokes so dry how can you not laugh

 

3 blondes are walking together, and they stop at some tracks. They wouldn't agree on what type of tracks they were. The first blonde said, "These are definitely moose tracks!!" The second said, "You're so stupid, these are rabbit tracks!" The third one said, "You guys are both idiots, these tracks are big. They look like bear tracks." They then all got hit by a train.

 

i hate runescape

 

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy.

Gang rape.

 

Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered desert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed!

Learned that bad boy when I was in 2nd grade.

 

Best so far IMO still didn' get me laughing closest I've been is smiling.. come on guys

 

Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep

 

enjoy if you dont laugh to this i dont know what would

 

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

 

This made me laugh

 

too bad you didn't learn to spell dessert in 2nd grade

jk haha

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKuQG7ZOYN8

 

Wanna hear a Joke.





Womans rights.

 

whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies?

well i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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whats the different between a dead baby and a watermelon?

one is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon