Personal Jokes?

Hey, I'm just wondering if you have any personal jokes between just you and a friend.

I have one, it's with a good mate of mine, she's female. We was out one day, then we was comparing underwear, I showed her my boxers, she then attempted to show me her underwear, but they we're abit lower than she though and yah, she flashed..
Since then we've come up with other stuff, I cba explaining.

But yeah, I want to know if you have any personal jokes between you and a friend.

 

We have one extremely slutty girl that accidentally a watermelon.

 

Accidently a watermelon? >.<

 

Use your imagination

 

You mean inside jokes?

Oh lord, between my group of friends, I have hundreds.

One notable one, is whenever we see this really greasy girl name makayla, we shout 'DC', standing for dirty chick. This has gone on for more than 2 years, she's never noticed.

 

Basically the everyday generic jokes everyone knows.

 

I've probably got hundreds of inside jokes between my friends as well; one notable one would be calling my friend 'B', which is an abbreviation for bitch... she calls me it as well

 

Dude. Holy crap! I do the same for my friends as well. When we get of the bus and head off for our houses, we say "See ya, B."

 

I have a few. Whenever a few select girls walk by my friends and I always openly refer to them as "DB"s, abbreviation for "dumb bitches." Haven't noticed yet...guess they're huge DBs.

Also, we use the adjectives greasy, dirty, buttery, and silmy to describe normal/cool things. For instance, after a funny joke was told we'd say "Man that joke was so greasy." It's really odd but pretty funny haha.

 

I mess with the indian kids in my home room class and call them either Aladin or ask them where their magic carpet is. I try to think of more jokes to mess with them. Its fun though, they come back at me with irish kid jokes and what not.

 

I've been a part of countless inside jokes, soo many over the years. I just hate when other people who aren't apart of it try and get in on it.

 

i know

guy 1:yada ya i was like "you like penis"
guy2: haha the penis man

random guy: hahaha i love that porno!

 

Jesus, trying tot hink of one now is pretty impossible for me. Makes it even stranger because when i'm with my two (What i would describe as really close) friends, it's like we speak in a different language. We have SO many inside jokes it's unbelievable.

 

Pretty much calling every brown kid "terrorist". they are cool with it tho

 

Aha, Thanks for the input people

 

No tree/No exams

 

The last part is extremely common here in Toronto.

I've got countless inside jokes with friends and even family, it's fun and makes everyone else think something's wrong with you especially when you start laughing hysterically at the mention of an otherwise humorless word.

 

I dont get it lol

 

I agree. Thats what makes it so funny imo.

 

Lol wtf.