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You are lying in middle of a bed with horny girl to ur left and a homo to ur right.
Do you turn ur body to the girl or to the homo?

 

Lol, lame but kind of funny.

 

Still in bed with a homo...

 

i lol'd



i will turn to the homo's side so he doesn't do funky business and i will let the girl finger my anus

 

You're still getting something put where nothing should be put.

 

Regardless it makes you queer.

 

h4x are not allowed

 

I turn to face the girl so the guy can enter me while I enter the woman.

 

Am I on my stomach or back?

 

umad?

 

It's a trick question. To the girl of course because the homo isn't horny

 

Simple -
I pick up the girl with me, and move to another bed.

 

What's a homo doing in OUR bed in the first place?

 

U have 2 choices:
1. turn ur body to the girl
2. turn ur body to the homo

He will be lol

 

This is really @!*&ed up man, because you either get a #@$% in your mouth or your ^%$. I think there's no answer..

 

Obviously I face the homo to give him a wet kiss on the forehead while mulekicking the ugly chick out of the bed.

While the ugly chick leaves the room in embarrassment and shock, I pace back in forth at the foot of the bed like a caged sex-panther.

You aren't going to fool me OP.

 

Kick the guy out of the bed?

 

Mate, give the answer up -
I can't sleep, when I can't solve anything.

 

I have the answer, but won't tell it yet.