Confessions thread!

Well, its not me but a kid at my school got expelled for being caught on campus with a knife, alcohol, and weed. He also did coke, mushrooms, meth....he was insane.

 

I smoked weed for the first time last week, don't think I even got high =/.

 

We were both a lot younger.


Another confession, I try to suck my own dick on a regular basis.

I tend to dread tomorrow.
I just took a shower

 

I had to cancel my clients today due to being sick. Oddly, after I called them, my illness went away...womp.

 

I ate a roach once, tatsed bitter.

 

Damn people this is getting good! Time for me too keep adding to it. I used to obsess over my best female friend. Read her emails and saw her naked pics. Also, I have driven drunk and high before. I have since reseen this best friend and hooked up while she was engaged and actually got her to end the engagement.

 

One other thing, I may have raped someone. I got extremely drunk at a party, and forcefully had sex with this chick, who was also drunk. I barely remember any of it, aside from her trying to stop me. She doesn't remember any of it.

 

@Gohan I masturbate 4-5 times/day.. it's pretty sad imo, I just get bored then 5 minutes later I'm squirting onto my floor, then my german shepherd licks it up, luckily he's neutered..

 

I'm a guy and I personally loved the whole twilight series. I've read all four books in the series.

 

I secretly love twilight.

 

I drive high all the time. I drive drunk about once a week. I like to give myself cigarette burns. I jerk off to pictures of my friends. I routinely spend 12+ hours a day on the computer. I smoke meth regularly and for the last 3 1/3 months I've been able to hide it from EVERYONE. My cousin that is the same age as me keeps trying to kill himself. I am embarrassed to be around certain members of my family.

 

I had consensual sex in the missionary position with the sole aim of procreation

 

Woah, no hate here. Just creepy, CREEPY confessions.

 

i grabbed some chicks breasts in front of her brother, after he raged we had sex on his bed

 

Seriously killdank. You're fucked up.

One of the worst things I've done is hooked up with one of my douchebag friends girlfriend for months. During this time I tried to become closer friends with him just for the lulz.

 

When I was in 3rd grade (9 years old) I used to meet this girl behind a dumpster at recess and we would make out. Until we got caught.

 

I actually CAN do that.
Altough it's kind of painful; not worth it IMO.

 

It's called autofellatio. I also really wouldn't advise doing it, because it's been known to really mess with some peoples social/sex lives.

 

I knew it was called that
It doesn't mess up your sex life, atleast for me, since it's hard to do.
And my right hand is kinda the only sex life I have, 14 years old FTL

 

This thread is ....wow....


Well here goes nothing


I'd fuck my 26 yr old cousin given the opportunity....so wrong in so many ways though