Confessions thread!

Hey guys, time to start a confessions thread. Theyre fun to do, and it's awesome when it grows big.
So, here is how it works:
Email [email protected] if you want to be anonymous but still be in the thread, I'll post for you.
Confess anything you have wanted to confess. Funny, sad, creepy, etc. I'll post it here.
Everyone is also free to post here if they don't feel scared posting.

I'll start it off:
This kid pissed me off so I spit a lugie in his food. Brutal, eh? He got sick, but I didn't say anything

Lets go people! Post here or email me!

Edit:
Wow, got an email already.
"I jacked off in class today next to the hottest girl I know, while thinking about her."

o_0

 

I hooked up with my best friends sister....and she was engaged.
I had a threesome with with a girl while she had a boyfriend. Lied to boyfriend about us and keep hooking up with her.

 

What an ass....


Mine would probably be...

I whole-heartedly hate people who don't do as I like. More of a character trait rather than a confession, but about all I have.

 

Don't judge me....and yeah deacon have you ever done anything to ruin something for them though?

 

Judge? Not really... but I would probably kill you if it t'were my lady . Just sayin ^.^.

And no, I don't do anything with my hatred.... not yet at least. *thumbs virus release button*

 

hahhaha i like that response. I see no reason why we need to email it to you if you post on here it's not like people know you in rl.

 

back in 03 i scammed my best freind irl for 5k, sad ikr

also sometimes i touche myself to the food channle XD jk

 

I fucked one of my good friend's sisters, it was an ongoing thing for about 5 months until she went to uni, he doesn't know to this day.

I jacked off into my friend's girlfriend's mouth while she was sleeping as a dare (the weird thing about this one is when I told her the next day she found it funny and wasn't mad, i'm guessing she thought I was joking.)

I filled my best friend's car with grasshoppers when he wouldn't pay me back the £2000 he had owed me for around 3 months. He took it in good spirit and paid me back around a month later, I was cool with it and we still have laughs about it - this happened like 4-5 months ago.

I've probably got more but these are the ones all happened within the last year.

 

Was at my friends 21st about a month ago, he had a house party, some girl fell asleep on his sofa, i borrowed his hair clippers and shaved her head, she still doesen't know it was me

 

Well IDK people emailed on the forum I found this from, and at least 1 person decided to.
BTW luring, your a beast.

 

I once made love to a woman.

 

I still haven't gotten laid.

 

I am only 14.

 

Oh thought of another one, I challenged some asshole I know to a drinking contest of vodka shots while I replaced my vodka with water. After about 8 shots I convinced him to get with some girl while he had a girlfriend, and I made sure his girlfriend found out about it. She broke up with him and I hooked up one of my mates with her.

Lol thanks.

 

Sometimes I stick things in my ass in the shower. I've made a few toys out of toilet paper, electrical tape, and balloons that I really enjoy. I also put clothespins on my nipples and dick.

The weirdest thing I've ever stuck in my ass would probably be somewhere between the bottom half of a Barbie doll and a vibrator i made out of a flashlight, duct tape, and an old ps2 controller.

forealzz

 

I hit a cat with my car while driving drunk, only to find out the next day that someone had run over my mates pet cat (the same house that I had left the night before)

I didn't say a word.

 

LMAOOOO

Infracted LMAOOOO

 

very mature.. ass hole.. (pun not intended, sorry)

I don't really have much to confess..

 

I eat almost everything with a fork

Ehhh.. I rubbed my girlfriend's vagina at 6.

 

I jacked off into my sisters friends panties once.