Cyber Sex-Cheap and memorable!

Hi, I'm Dan!
I'm offering a new service to runescape that is just TOO salacious to post on the real forums!
Are you feeling lonely? Depressed? Just got a good loot and cash to kill?
Why don't you get some?!?

Get SEXED!
Heres how it works!
You will meet with me, the pimp daddy if you will.
I'll hook you up with one of my chicks!
You'll pay for a predetermined time!
We'll find an old house in varrock, or anywhere you want!

This payment will go like this.
Half Up front, get your loving, and half at the end.

The costs are
1.5m/5 minutes
3m/15 minutes
5m/30 minutes
10m/One hour!

These girls will literally type ANYTHING to you.
Come get some.

Add me on MSN to negotiate price.
*note*
No webcams, or anything outside of runescape will be used
disclaimerifyoucantseethetrollgodie disclaimer.

 

......just wow.....WOW

 

Hey Dan!
If you are willing to verify that these are actual women, I will gladly buy an hour worth for tonight.

 

Well.
The character looks like a women, if that's any consolation.

 

An old house in varrock? They censor certain words in RS though :I

 

Don't worry brother.
We can get around that.
With the uses of $ and @ and such.

 

bro r u serious?

 

Sir, this is a business.
Rather you like it or not, after this night brothels on runescape will be popping up all over.
Also read our disclaimer.

 

Sorry, that is not good enough.

 

I can verify at least one is an actual female. I can pull her out just for you.
At an extra 1milllion charge for not taking the random choice.

 

is it possible to get an STD from unprotected cyber sex?

 

That's the best part
It's impossible.

when can I get you started?

 

are the women tested for E-VD's before seeing clients?

 

Yes. 100% clean

 

I have just one question - can we use a MM?

 

fuck yeah this is awesome good luck this is crazy funny shit

 

You can use an MM or OMM.
You give him the money, you and the girls go do your stuff, then the MM transfers, you pay fees.


Unless, your talking about USING A MM, Like an Eiffel tower thing. That's up to their discretion.

 

Make another stupid thread like this.