Signs that you play too much WoW....

A offa-tha-toppa my head list....


Signs that you play too much WoW (By me):

• You put the '/' character before everything you do on the internet.
• You say "Escape" when you don't want to do something.
• You think that if you rub your hands together for a few seconds, you'll magically be mounted on a means of faster transportation.
• You call your daily schedule your 'rotation'.
• You blame everything wrong in your life on someone else's fuckups.
• You try to submit a help ticket for real life issues.
• You know everyone in Trade Chat.
• You call into work because they scheduled you on raid night.
• You spend hours browsing for a magical addon that will instantly make you good at the game.
• When you go about your day, you ignore things that don't sparkle.
• You sit down Indian style on the floor when you eat or drink.
• You never go to sleep at other people's houses because you won't get 200% xp increase.
• You acheivement point farm.
• You randomly scream "FOR THE HORDE" or "FOR THE ALLIANCE" when someone asks you to do something.
• From December 7th till December 10th, 2010, you didn't talk to anyone.
• Frozen Pizzas, Mountain Dews, and Cheetos are at the top of your shopping list.
• You can type your password in your sleep.
• You removed the authenticator from your account because you lost 30 seconds of play time trying to login.
• You call up Blizzard customer service to chat about random crap.
• You cooked 5 boxes of mac n' cheese, just so you can make something else.
• You stay up really early in the mornings just so you can go farm while everyone else is asleep.
• Anyone who takes a node you think you saw first is automatically an asshole.
• You measure how much you would get paid at your day-job in current blackmarket gold prices.
• You find boring, repetitive tasks to be fun and challenging.
• You wait for hours for someone to suggest an instance or raid, rather than starting one yourself.
• When someone asked you which character is your main, you reply with the server name of all your currently highest level characters.
• You've never actually experienced a blowjob.
• You actually KNOW the World of Warcraft Lore.
• You always leave a few low level characters, just in case there's nothing else to do.
• When it finally happens that you are about to fall asleep, you leave your computer on and World of Warcraft running, so you can play as soon as you wake up.
• You can never start your day without a dose of WoW, it's better at waking you up than coffee!
• That's it for now .

 

Lol. One time someone was getting me mad and the immolate icon popped in my head out of nowhere. I play a warlock and immolate is my first ability I use when attacking something in wow aha >.<

 

I've said "rotation" before >_>

 

lol I play too much

 

I lol'd, you wait for hours for a raid?

 

Pre-Cata* Jumping around on top of Org bank for 8 hours doing nothing other than waiting for a raid during the night.

 

I did that, except mine was running around Dalaran in the circle. lol.

 

I am guilty, Waited 4 hours in trade for someone to start a icc before.

Yes you are a dick or a prick if I'm trying to gather a node and a mob attacks me and you take it. Also i do farm late nights or early mornings =]

You know you plan wow to much when you get glad every season.
you play wow to much when you are able to raid 5 days after an expansion launched.
you play wow to much when you get 85 in 9 hours. (took me 14 lol =])


Edit: Also when you cancel plans with your gf/friends for a raid.
Or think about how you can maximize your dps while showering or at work/school.

 

All very good ones. I have indeed done the shower one. I hit 85 by that Friday, mainly because I had so much crap to do, and playing nonstop wasn't an option .


Another one:

You know you play too much WoW when you have your server's auction house prices memorized.

 

I did call out of work to finish 83-85 . I once was at work and started thinking of how the raid was or how can i become a better healer ect.

You know you play wow to much when you operate the AH from your phone.

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/services/wow-remote/

 

You put the '/' character before everything you do on the internet.
You call into work because they scheduled you on raid night.

Haha I do both of those.

Also, at a rave I went to, I did all of the druid dances.

 

&#8226; When you go about your day, you ignore things that don't sparkle.

You know me too well.

Also, inspired by "whatever29"'s comment, you should add one that says
&#8226; You refer to Napoleon Dynamite's dance as the Blood Elf dance

 

You put the '/' character before everything you do on the internet.
Always used to do that even in rs lol
You call into work because they scheduled you on raid night.
I barely had a job.
Frozen Pizzas, Mountain Dews, and Cheetos are at the top of your shopping list.
Mostly pizzia subs for the one handed WoW technique

 

You know you play WoW too much when you lose all of your friends, your wife/gf, have no life, only have a job to pay membership, a computer is your only companion, the most intimate you have been with anyone in a year is cybering with some noob, you would kill yourself if you got hacked.

 

when your girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate
when your microwave dings, you say "gratz!"

 

when you go onto facebook and type /gu infront of your status update by accident...
example. /gu hey fb getting on WoW

 

You should get a job on the comedy circuit

 

<guilty

 

Fucking hilarious.


So, a joke some guy told in trade:

Four Azeroth women are sitting around talking about what their husbands do.

The first woman says "My husband is a Warrior, and he's a whirlwind at sex!".

The second woman says "My husband is a Death Knight, and I just love it when he death grips me!".

The third woman says "Oh yeah? Well my husband is Druid! He's an animal in bed!"

All three women then stare at the fourth woman waiting for her response. Moments later she bursts into tears of sadness: "Fucking polymorph!!!!"

 

You Know You Play WoW Too Much When :

- You practice your spells in your bedroom

- You picture how you would look as a character in WoW

- When Black Ops came out, you spent your day getting 85

- A girl offers to give you sex, and you refuse, because of a raid

- You spend your paycheck on gold

- You stock up on Redbull, Doritos, and TV dinners

- You dont shower for a week

- You ask your mom for quests around the house

- "No Sleep Means More WoW" becomes imbedded in your mind

^^