Near-Death Experiences

Electrocuted myself with the cable to my xbox, they're dangerous pieces of shit but yeah we have some thing that stops large power surges.

 

Hahaha you should film that happening again and make big bucks from a lawsuit threat or just do it and make more. MORE

 

Nearly good run over by a crazy women driving..

 

Well two things, one that I remembered last night, and didnt feel like posting in my thread..(btw, didnt even know this one existed, sorry.) Anyways...Heres the one from about 2 years ago.

I was on this carnival ride called the G-Force or the..I dont know. Something like that. Anyways, you get inside this big metal thing and (its a closed bubble) you can see everyone around you. Well, as the ride goes faster and faster, your stuck against the tall seats, which move up and down against the wall. The lights went off and all of a sudden my head slammed back (I was sitting completely upright) between the seat and the wall. I couldnt move, and I couldnt breathe. The thing kept going faster and faster and suddenly the seats went up, and it cut off the circulation in my neck. Finally, my friend managed to look over and saw me, and he yanked me, putting himself in the same position also. I managed to get out (though was still catching my breath) and I saw the carny just looking at us, like he was bored, not worried or anything. I tried to yell STOP! But it didnt work. Then my jack ass (now ex of course) boyfriend starts laughing at me and Caleb (my friend who hes extremely jealous of because me and Caleb always hold hands, but not in a romantic way...the way best friends do.) and so then I turned around (VERY difficult) and grabbed Calebs hand. I yanked as hard as I could, and right as I did that, the lights started coming on and the ride was slowing down, so Calebs head was free. But as my head was stuck, I felt the weirdest thing...like...you know when your hand falls asleep and you hit it on the table? Well it felt like that, except it started in my chest, and went all over my body...and right before it got to my head, Caleb saved me. I know I was dieing, because as hard as it is to believe, Ive died in my dreams before. YOU DONT DIE IN REAL LIFE IF YOU DIE IN YOUR DREAMS! THAT IS A MYTH!

Anyways, I just made a thread about what happened in the other one..and some of yalls are pretty scary 0.0 Like the train one..I have a teacher who lost his arm because he tripped and a train ran over it. :O! lol anyways the threads on the first page(well it is right now) soo..check it out :\ Oh, first page of personal assistance..thats why I didnt see yours

 

Fell off the back of a fourwheeler on pavement. Going down a hill about 60 mph and fell of the back head first, went into a seizure and had no skin on my legs nor elbows or back. Fractured my head and was in a coma for 2 weeks..

damn son

 

dang Ham. That sucks 0.0 Makes mine seem like nothing

 

buuut... who was it that almost drowned you in the first place!?