teach me how to be a guru :(

Okay here's the throw down.. I want to be just like Determinate.. but the only way is to do 20+ posts a day??!? HOW THE FUCK CAN I DO THAT SHIT?!?!!

Oh, I know, comment on absolutely every new thread started in the Runescape forums and let them know about every opinion I have!! Not like it matters though, I'm just trying my hardest to be the #1 guru ))))))))
Plus most of the shit I post on it is spam anyways, but who the fuck cares! 14+ posts a day is my target and i'm sticking to it

 

Please don't

 

Don't post because you feel you have to, only if you want to or are able help assist someone. You get there eventually.

 

lolwat

 

Please don't pull a Gohan.

 

4700 posts in 10 months = 16 posts a day = DEDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!













































Yet there's still a "Trade with caution" by your name

i'm carefully making the assumption that you're one of those people who update their status on facebook about every little thing they're doing? every 2 hours or so?

 

I don't have a Facebook. Guess again.

 

I have a Facebook, but I don't login lolol... By the way, no one here can find it. Good luck.

 

by posting 20 times a day

 

thats what im trying to do now so i gotta get lessons from the guy who knows how to spam his opinions the best - determinate

 

Hahanerd is better.

 

just spam in the spam forum it'll up your post count and u get no infraction!!!!

 

k

msg2short

 

First to be a guru you have to act like you know every thing since you have been here a long ass time. Then all your posts have to act as if your the top of the world. Follow those steps and you'll be a guru like the rest of us.
(srs guys that's what we look like...)


/srs

 

You would get guru if you didn't runefag so bad.

 

Could always just be one of those gurus who plays no rule in the community what so ever, like me