Nate please

Buy a gun.

 

get a butter knife.

 

Get a toothpick

 

Get a license and buy a gun silencer. You live in Canada.

 

buy some more maple syrup, eh

 

ah fuck you guys, i was out.

 

knives are for cowards.. unless if its just for practical use then the joker 1

 

... on sythe.org and it's hella empty as usual. let's play a game. you are now being forced to end my life. as crazy or harmless as you want, how would you kill me?

 

11am here

stuff you in an oversized disc drive and then run you.

 

roastin u on Ooglogs iron spit. And tommorows the last day for my temoporary night shift YES. Im so darn tired, cant wait to get home and sleep at 9 AM again -_-

 

http://cgi.ebay.ca/Black-Joker-Germ...654085153&po=&ps=63&clkid=5727166717007694000

My fave.

 

What would u need the knife for?

 

he could be the new hitman on the block

 

threathening certain persons and get a mod/admin psoition I bet.

 

lol'd hard.

Faggot knives.

 

Don't know anyone who would sell me a gun. ):

Those are cool! How many real life gpees for em?

I broked all of mine ]:

Pen/Zip guns aren't accurate enough ]:

Those are illegal here, I do believe.

I already have 7 bottles downstairs, eh.

Not kidding.

7 stabbings within 2 blocks of my house during the summer. I also just overall like knives. I've never pulled a knife in a fight. I only would if they did first. Weapons is for pussies, but I sure as hell would stab someone if they pulled a knife on me.

It is pretty sexy o;

Protection. Also entertainment.

I wish. The hitmans on the block said I can't cause I play runescape ]':

I tried. But then Sythe went all Jackie Chan and stabbed me in the arm. It wasn't cool D:

I have one... They're useless apart from carving trees and cutting fruit D: They should have a "Threaten to shank X" option ;]

Knives are fun :x


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I enjoyed these comments. Especially the maple syrup one ;]

 

A small pill that would take you out painlessly.

 

Aids.

 

I'd drag you to a cabin in the middle of a Canadian forest (in the summer) I'd tie you to a table, making sure you can't move WHATSOEVER. I'd then perform Chinese Water Torture for several days. I would then nail you to a wall (Placing the nails in your hands and feet). I would then take a razor blade and run it gently across your body, making small cuts, enough to cause pain. I would then proceed to take a welder and run the flame on your cheeks, burning the flesh and everything to nothing. I'd continue doing that to various parts of your body, making sure not to kill you. I'd then douse you in salt and vinegar. I'd then take a sheet of metal with small cuts in it to fit it around your feet. I'd douse your feet in gasoline and light them on fire, leaving them to burn for 10 seconds before extinguishing them with water and throwing salt on your feet. After all this was done, I'd bring you to a pre-dug hole, bury you up to your neck and make sure you can't get out. I'd make a small cut along your throat (not enough to make you bleed to death) and leave you there for whatever predator to eat you alive. Not to mention the mosquito's would drive you mad.

 

God damn..