Present for my dad

He is fat and lazy, doesnt do any activities no friends I want to spend around 200$ on him, also he doesnt read books and he already has an IPOD what would you guys suggest I get him?

 

Hmmm, does he like sports? He sounds like a football dad. If he is a sports fan, you know what you could buy.

 

Just sit him down and tell him how much you appreciate everything he does for you.

 

I know it sounds somewhat simple, but why not just try asking him?

 

You know your dad better than us... If he's fat and lazy, it's obvious he'd want something he could use while he's sitting flat on his ass.

 

TAKE him to burger king? or KFC?

 

Mc donalds, Panda express

 

get em a fleshlight!
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That'll keep him company on the lonely nights

 

Honestly, that probably wouldn't be to bad of an idea. Would be a good joke between you two, and hes going to use it lol. He can use it while sitting down n being lazy, it'll at least give him some physical activity.

 

get him a bong

 

Buy him a Shake Weight for men!

 

^ This is the first thing i thought of when i read the topic

 

Does he play online games? He may be atleast interested in them. Just download an awesome game for him like, Pirates of the burning sea, Rose Online or some simple board games along with a card which says how much you care for him. You can either gift him clothes...

Merry Christmas.

 

I always found money was the easiest way to please people.

 

Try giving him a Giftcard to a store he regularly visits.

 

I'm going to go for the obvious here and say a Itunes gift card.

 

Get him a 200$ watch, hell love it

 

Try giving him a Runescape account, I'll give you a Christmas/Fat Dad discount if you'd like. I have all varieties of Runescape accounts.

 

Buy tons of beer and get hammered with him, quality father-son bonding time.

 

^ That COULD lead to nasty things haha