Buying Lubricant

I know its kind of weird topic but where can i buy lubricant in ireland?..
Maybe in local pharmacy shop?
I don't really know much adult stores around xD..

Anyway, looking for help!

 

Why in the world would you ask a question like this on sythe....

Try Google, or ask a friend IRL lol

Posting it here though, not such a good idea lol

 

Go to tesco.
Buy some Vaseline
Get a girl
????
Profit!

 

They sell it everywhere. Grocery stores, wal-mart, pharmacies, etc.
It's near the condoms. Best brand is Astro Glide.

 

The best lubricant is found in automobile stores. Shell and Penzoid lubricant is good. It is made to lubricate even machines so it should be too good for human. Also, it is very easy to buy, nobody would suspect that you buy it for sex lubricating.

 

Just use some cooking oil or butter? I use spit and pee.

 

I find that soaking a towel in vodka and shampo and then rubbing your peepee helps.

 

jacking off with shampoo caused my dick to have acne for a week

 

my pubic hair became so smooth and smelled so good though. maybe I should try some conditioner and dying as well.

 

Hey granola girl, it's called a shaver.

 

Thought about it but I'm still not sure how to stop the bleeding yet given that it is only the bleeding, nothing major is cut.

 

Wait, you mean for like cars, etc?

 

Yes, yes he does.

 

just go dry...fag

 

Ouch!