Girlfriend and Drinking/Smoking

So, been with my girlfriend for almost a year now. I've always been a party animal, ever since I can remember. Well, my gf has always been my DD/babysitter when she would go to a party with me. Well a few weeks ago she decided she wanted to drink and smoke with me when we went/threw parties. Well, at first it was ok, but now, when she is high/drunk, I no shit wanna break her in half (I do it over and over in my head while she talks to me). She develops into a beast of annoyingness and agitation. If i tell her "Hey your annoying when your fucked up" I will NEVER hear the end of it. How could I break it to her softly, or just persuade her to quit her hoodlum ways?

P.S. I'm not actually EVER going to hurt her physically. How ever satisfying it would be.

 

For one, props to not harming loved ones.

Anyway, I think you need to just, sit her down and tell her. While also telling her you would try to, well slow down I guess.

Least this is what I think.

 

Just tell her not to get too fucked up. One spliff and four beers would get her Okay and not completely hammered I assume.

 

How is she annoying when she's drunk?

 

Just tell her your worried about her health when she does things like that, and shes a different person when shes " Under the Influence ", it shows you obviously care but you strongly want her to change her ways.

 

mabey try only smoking or drinking with her find out which one is causing it and stop?

Um here are a few ad's dont have a clue weither or not they will help you but its what you make of it i guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0rcQ4xqgwQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40lVW9KqUFM&feature=related

 

You just have to sit down and explain to her, that she becomes a completely different person when she smokes/drinks.

Explain that maybe it's not the thing for her.

There is nothing wrong with being totally up front and honest with someone.