Mysterion.

Anchor: Tonight an incredible story of an unknown child in South Park who has taken to the streets in an effort to fight crime.
Cartman: [suddenly hopeful, looks at the TV] Wha, what?
Anchor: But who exactly is... Mysterion? [a silhouette appears, but it doesn't look like the Coon's]
Cartman: [angrily] What?!
Anchor: Curious crowds in the town of South Park, Colorado. [people mill around looking for pictures of Mysterion to take] They've brought binoculars and camera phones trying to get a shot of a mysterius superhero.
Man 1: Uh, he was dressed mostly in black with a kind of... cloak.
Woman 1: He jumped down from the fire escape stairs, and then he just ran off. We barely got a look at him.
Man 2: To me it looked like Mysterion to me. Everyone who's seen Mysterion, say yeah!
Crowd: Yeah! [the man grins, showing off some gold teeth]
Man 3: Well I, I think he's kind of a symbol for the town, you know? A, a a symbol.that everyone who's sick of crime can uh can rally behind.
Cartman: Fuckin' butthole!
Man 4: [behind the wheel] Well if you ask me, he's a menace. There's no room for vigilantism in today's world!
Reporter: [showing some "AMATEUR SKETCH" images worthy of a graphic novel] This artist rendition of Mysterion has already generated thousands of copies.
Cartman: You gotta be kidding me!
Reporter: As hundreds of people to try and get a glimpse of the superhero, one question remains: Who is Mysterion? [everyonen around him begins to ask the same question]
Anchor: If you have any idea about the true identity of Mysterion, please call the 9 News Hotline.
Cartman: [shakes in anger] AAAAAHT!! [turns right and leaves in a huff]

 

Penis.

 

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That pen is jesus'.

 

I had no clue.

 

     

 

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Sacro is... SPEECHLESS