Most marketable IT certifications?

Hey guys, I'm out for a new job and I want to move back into the IT realm. Just curious as to what you guys may think the most marketable IT certifications are nowadays for a general IT position doing hardware, software and networking? Eg: MCSD, A+, etc.

 

Certifications are stupid. Get some actual skillz and you won't need to waste time and money on certification exams. Unless you want a job at somewhere like Best Buy or whatever, don't bother.

Not to mention, certifications usually don't equate to higher salary. ^__^