Awkward Moments You Had?

For me it`s simple... about 3 weeks ago my ex walked in on me and her friend... so gay...

Ps. I dont wanna know if your parents walk in on you self serving youself -.-

 

Seeing my friends girlfriend at the beach with what i thought was my friend and telling him i saw him on the weekend, she was actually with another guy :S Awkward.....

 

I thought I was alone in the house, so I got out the shower and I didn't bother getting dressed so I walked down stairs in the nude and went to go and watch TV.
My sister and 3 of her friends were sitting there staring at me, what made it worse is I burst through the door so they all jumped and looked, I just backed out the room and went and got changed, I was then asked if I had a nice shower, I was like "uurrmmm uuuhhhhh yeh".

Aaawwwkwaaarrrd.

 

Lol similar thing happened to me, except it was my brother.:embar:

 

I was 17 and they were 20-21.

 

Soooo many.

1. few years ago, I was out in this clubhouse i built in my back yard fucking my girlfriend okay? well I look stop and look at my phone and i got a text from my dad saying "hows it going james?" my names not James, he meant James Bond. I texted back acting stupid like i didn't know what he meant and needless to say we had a talk when i got in the house


2. I was 17 and i was smoking weed in my room. My mom doesn't approve of smoking so naturally if she found out, shed be pissed. It was like 1.30 AM and im sitting on the floor of my room watching King of the Hill and smoking weed. I remember particularly that i had just gotten a half ounce of some fire ass dank. that shit stunk so bad and i kept it in a jar. well I needed some nug obviously so i ended up opening up the jar in my house and literally filling up my room with the smell. i start smoking after a few minutes and I'm looking at the tv and all of a sudden i see my mom's reflection. I knew i was fucked so i just kept staring at the tv. shes standing at the door of my room and says "do you smell that skunk?" I go "no, what are you talking about?" trying to play dumb. keep in mind that at the time she walked in, I still had my grinder open on the floor, my jar sitting out, a lighter, and a pipe all on the floor next to me. She then goes "what are you doing?" naturally, I go "nothing" and she says "you wanna try that again??" so i thought for like a second and i go "Smokin' Pot." she walked away then came back crying and shit and we had a talk. in the end i didn't get in trouble though and she didnt take any of my weed.

3. I have a lot of awkward moments at work. one time, some old lady walked up behind me and i didn't see her right away. I went to turn around and i must have made her think she scared me because immediately she just bursts out laughing and puts her hand on my arm. her hand was all oily and warm. She starts apologizing for scaring me and stuff but ended up standing around for about 20 seconds in total with her hand on my arm. AS if that weren't awkward enough, 2 of my Coworkers were right next to me watching the whole thing and all i could do is make eye contact with them and show them a "what the fuck?" kind of face while the lady basically pissed herself laughing over nothing.



tonss more

 

Kill dank the first one I lol'd

Infracted For Post.

 

- Hanging out with non sober people
- Getting caught masturbating by my brothers girlfriend

 

Thats hysterical.

 

EPIC.

 

Lolol I did that to my Gym teacher xD

 

I was pulled over a few weeks ago and the police found my sister's underwear in the back seat in her dress. Never speed while picking up dry cleaning.

 

Last year this girl in my English class was like hi, I was like hi, and all of a sudden she goes "Idrewuapicture" exactly how it looks she said it wicked fast like she was wicked nervous. I was like ... huh? Then she just went, uhh uhh NOTHING!! I was like okay .. the girl is very wierd and awkward. (And not cute at all.)

 

wow you seem to have pretty chill parents.

first day of school back, i havent seen a friend all summer cuz he was in cali. I saw him on the road and i went to say hi and hi-fived him and everything. I was like so how was your summer Alex? he was like i am not alex..... awwwwwkward lmao, i ended up not talking to this kid all year

 

I have no akward moments I remember.

*infracted*

 

kaseem G a youtube comedian has these funny ass awkward moments man u guys should check it out LOL

 

My parents were leaving for a weekend trip and I was home alone with my girlfriend that day, having a party the day after for al my mates. When they left me and my gf waved them out, then running upstairs to have sex in my parents waterbed. You seem to hear the water wave very good because my dad knocked on the door of his own room, asking if I could give him his wallet he forgot. He just took it from me and went on with their trip l0l.

 

during an exam i did, it was dead quiet and i farted everyone looked at me --'

der goes 2 marks for making noise :L

 

Haha, classic.

I live for awkward moments, they are grrrreat. In the computer labs at school the other day I saw a kid researching on Usain Bolt. I then asked him "Do you like to run?"... he didnt answer. I then realized he was in a wheelchair. AWKWARD.

 

LMFAO thats great

i cant think of any atm.. but ill try =D