How would you fight a Samoan or Tongan?

Well, how would you? I honestly would try and wear them out by letting them punch and I'd just move around. Once I find an opening hook to the ear or side of the neck and drop em.

 

Drop kick em game over fat people fall over

 

Yeah, but not hitting em' in the balls.

 

punch them in the face, get them in a headlock, and teabag them

 

Won't matter if your agile. and just hit the head, they wont be able to take much

 

Letter from DOCS in one fist and one from the Department of Immigration in the other!

 

LOL'd irl.
I'd pull of some ninja moves, followed by a roundhouse kick for good measure, of course

 

I'd dds spec them ftw

 

if ur in a fite with a tongan theres gunna bemore than one so pik up a bat and smak them around the head with it...

 

Lol you faggots are all shit you would get dropped by an islander