How do I find out

the distance between my testicles

 

ask them how much they have in their savings account

 

kill them and find out

 

I'll take that as cyber bullying.

 

Why would you care? If your parents die, the last thing you should care about is material items.

Shame on you.

 

^ that.

hopefully you get nothing.

 

Or he has concerns for other family members (ie a baby brother or sister that he will be left with to take care of). You shouldn't go assuming he doesn't have his reasons for it then putting him down.

 

Exactly

people assume the worst possible situation!

I don't want my parents to die but my parents went through a divorce settlement and my Dad has another kid coming and my mums new husband has 3 children who are all over 20 years old.

I don't see where I come in anymore!

 

Just ask? You won't find the information anywhere else.

 

True. Danke.

 

He worded it in a way that says otherwise. "How much will I get..."

 

Hey thanks for the advice

I asked my Mum today and she was really surprised and called my dad over and they sat me down and talked about how much I'm their first priority and all this bull lol I'm happy I got them together aswell made it feel like old times.

Also my dad isn't expecting with his girlfriend he said I'm his one and only child.

 

Why does the talk of testicles bring up so much argument?