what's the risk of being caught?

Closed.

 

Just go and kill some cows for an hour or two, you'll be fine.

 

Stay logged out for a while, it reduces the chance on a ban.

 

Go legit another skill like agility.

Should keep the hammer off you so you can train thieving again.

Maybe next time you will get double loot?

 

Lol, i'll be totally fine, and I made sure to take an amount that it wouldn't look like any is gone. But like if the bottle was in the complete other direction that'd be bad. I had to pick it up and turn it to see how high the level was, so I tried putting it back where it could have been if I reversed the way I picked it up.

Fail joke.

I lol'd, especially because I have soccer practice tonight which ='s agility.

No double loot, perhaps you mean maplestory?

 

Perhaps i mean,

If you have high agility with high thieving you get the chance of stealing double - quad loot

I lol'd at Mr Smiths edit.

 

Lawl, and cook the meat and eat it to reduce the BAC levels?

 

Your fine probably. Unless your parents are friken strict about those kinds of things.

 

My life is some serious bullshit bro. No idea, oh well. I'm feeling tipsy and Damian Marley is a fucking champ.

Good day is good; as the trolls would say.

 

Lol. Have fun while it lasts.

 

Lol your feeling tipsy after one glass? epic phail bro.

 

She'll Buff.

 

Blow up your house and tell everyone it was the evil terrorists.

 

you're imagining the wrong kind of glass.

K?

I'm not a liar.

 

Place the label at a 90 degree angle from a corner, facing the left, if your parent(s) are right-handed.

 

I don't care one mixed drink (sprite with whatever) within a normal range of a glass should not get you tipsy. your one. Lying or two. Weak.

 

Clever, are you being serious?

Lol, I know. Whatever though, if it works if it works. Take what you can get, shit.

 

Make it a mess. Knock everything out of it and say an animal ran into or something, redirect it so the direction it was in in the first place won't make a difference. Just make it believable based on your circumstances.

 

Yes.

We like to see what we're holding; your parents are probably holding the product's name and logo of the bottle to the front. Do you have a liquor cabinet? If we can deduce how the bottle was placed and by who, we should be able to return it to normal with no frills.