Rap Battles - Official Thread

theres something you fail to realize
[...]
next time i see you your out in 3

 

Ryan is demoted
he musta been smoking
cuz hes mean
he aint eatin his greens

 

Geez dude, I didn't think you were that bad until that verse

You rhyme basic and hard you try but cant make it
Disaster strikes base with, fakes who fast in this vast place if
You think have a chance against me, the only MC
Who can't test me is myself, refrain and hold ya envy
Don't tempt me to drop bars on ya ass heavy
Too late, time to start frenzies
I still blaze you up when i'm hazed as fuck
Erase this chump like LJ hittin the step back fadin' jump

 

Ok, in you saying that I'm going to assume you dont understand metaphorical speech. Explain why you think it's bad. Because there are a few things about yours that made me think what the fuck...

I'll edit later with a response..

 

Okay, if you want me to...

Lines 1 and 2, ehh.. The same as any other amateurs opening line (about dick size/mum insults) meaning it's unoriginal and not creative. Plus your syllables don't match up.

3 and 4, they're different to the rest of your verse, which is a good thing... But still it seems like you've chosen the first thing that popped into your head

Lines 5 - 8, unoriginal mum joke.. so many people have told me my mum is a hoe or similar, i'm beginning to question where my mum goes at night... And since when am I sky diving - parachute?

Line 10, first off 'siv' isn't a word and I don't know whether you meant you'll shank me with your shiv (knife) or if you meant you were going to put me in one of those things that dudes find gold with in the sand, with there sifters or whatever they are.. so i was like puzzled with that one.

11 - I don't even know what boat you're talking about, no wonder i missed it

12 - If my bars are making you choke, in rap terms, that's a good thing for me. If you choke that means you haven't got shit to say, so were my bars so good that they made you speechless or what?

13 and 14.. Next time you see me? have you seen me before? And what do you mean i'm out in 3? 3 what? I take it you meant you'll knock me out or something, yeah?

But anyway, i'm not trying to be a cocky or arrogant cunt, i just say what i think.. not meant to come out rudely

PCE

 

It's a rap battle and I wanted to set an aggressive tone. Syllables dont match up? What?

Again keeping the tone agressive laying into your flow.

I guess when I used the insult, it was a way of saying the people closest to you go down on me/my command, (It isn't original obviously but this is a thread for amateurs so I thought I keep it that way)so its a way of staking my dominance against you, biggie used lines like these very often. The parachute part - a reference that you think your living the good life whilst I think your not (wealthy people often spend alot on leisure activities, come on, think about it..) but really your oblivious to everything around you.

Wow, youuuu rookie. Siv is a slang on the word sifter which cooks would use. They use a siv and the good flour flows through while the bad chunky flour is left at top. There could have been many reasons a rapper would have used this, organized crime gangs often control restaraunt chains (so a reference to that), might have amazing cooking knowledge meaning a good knowledge on worldy things (something basic you clearly dont exhibit...), could be a reference to my occupation as a baker...

Exactly. This is a common saying in New Zealand to someone who is stupid or not very onto things... Think about it. If you missed a boat in real life that shows your irresponsibility. Insult without the meaning behind it.

In rap terms? hahaha. Choke would generally mean you got a bad batch of ganja, or a reference to your inexperience with the substance (when people smoke for the first time they usually bumpuff meaning choke, so saying your a noob basically). Marijuana is one of the most spoken terms in "rap terms" man... OR it could also mean choking after laughter at something, for example laughter at your bad bars as I said in my rap.
If you want I can link you to a well known rapper using it in a rap.

Well obviously I've seen you around before in this 'Rap Battles' thread, we are in the middle of a battle.. GOHHHHHH. Of course I haven't seen you in real life before... That was an easy one man :/


hahaha. I'm just going to assume after reading your analysis on my lines that you are either
a) young.. like 13.. dont know much about the world or how to think metaphorically.
b) listening to lil wayne bullshit. not alot of thought behind his newer work.
c) listening to tupac and shit but have no idea what they are on about.
d) runescape has taken over your soul! (muahaha)

just remember its all fun and games man... I tried to sound as unarrogant as possible. :laugh:

 

to be honest, i really cannot be fucked to read all that, im sorry

 

wait hahaha i just read

funny shit, anyway this is a rap battle thread not arguments, dont talk anymore

 

im ready to take over this thread
just like when i took ova ya moms bed
dude tel her to go on a diet
i swear i saw like 4 differnt clits
almost got sufficated inbetween her tits
thats nasty bro you should run with her
maby ill go after ya sister
is she better or worse then ya mom
ill fuck her faster then supermanwhen he was played by tom
fuck her faster then a speedin bullet
thinkin u guys are the best, your full of it
im as cocky as lex luthor
as we speak im plotting to kill the super
man, i forgot hes dead
i didnt kno the dude died
i guess these superman jokes aint gonna FLY

 

Cease ya efforts before I decrease ya presence
All of ya lines are predictable like Easter presents
I'm a chief and legend, about to teach a lesson
I'ma preach and infect beats like yeast infections
I keep 'em guessin, u deserve the least attention
I still delete ya voice, even if you had speech protection

 

Yo yo nigga listen up
yo yo

i forgot my bars -.-

 

Fuck speech protection, what the fuck is that shit?
Must be amateur stuff, for a pur3 little bitch,
You may be a legendary chief, but of nothin,
All your time wasted, on your gay pickle buffin,
Bitch i ain't bluffin, I don't fuck around,
Want some real shit?, Roll into my town,
Preach all you want, but no one's gonna listen,
Cuz to the rest of us, it sounds like straight bitchin,
Least attention, should be your first and last name,
No worries bout you, cuz ur shit is lame.

 

When someone 'chokes' in a rap it means they lost their flow, or lost their train of thought, or just plain and simply cant think of anything else to say. Choke is a term usually used in a freestyle, not a written song as you so stupidly brought up. Research, Re-check, and KNOW ur shit before you start talkin at people.


P.S. The more you cough from weed the higher you get; at least if the smoke is in ur lungs still, cuz it takes deep breathes to cough which means your inhaling more oxygen into your longs, so in the long run, the THC is absorbed even deeper in your lungs. so choking from smoking= GOOD batch of weed. In conclusion.... KNOW YOUR SHIT!!!

 

haha, right on... BUT FUCK YOU FOR DISSING ME CUNT!

jks.. not really though


What up RobZombie
Ya tryin' to make it in this game yeah? Posin' to be godly
But honestly? If I bought ya CD, I could sue you for tryna rob me
Coz with that job, That's the corniest shit i've battled so of course it won't stop me
But I will give u props see, You weren't afraid to face ya demons
Just like you weren't afraid to kneel down and take a face full of semen
Bend over backwards like scuba steven to make it funner to lick the penis
You know I'm coming with the meanest features, I spit the cleanest

 

ayoo, its been a while since i been up in this bitch
so ima start by describin a kid whos names is robzombie
see i robbed zombie a couple times an he cried to his mommy
calmy i was like "fuck you bitch"
i mean dawg i just wanted his bike?
once i make a couple dollas ye ill take a hike
but before i do that im takin your straight sista an make her wanna turn dike
cuz im an ass an thats what she likes
but enough of that back to smokin my pipe
take a couple hits an continou to write
its time for me to go into to the closest an shine a light
an tell rob zombie to come out an that its alright.

 

T i wtf i t
You think your hard
Ill knock you out and send you a xxmas card
Your also gay
you live in bombay
you sleep on hay
WAYYYY
You such a loner
You cant get a boner
You also a stoner

lick my bum
you chum
go drink some rum.

OMG my name is miggy.p
im the best in history
dont mess with me
or ill drop you like a leaf
and teabag you with some beef


LOLLOLL.. i suck at rap >.<

 

yo callin me a stoner is a understatement
i could write a few essays about stories how i blazed in a basment
but enough of that im takin you to rap court an heres my statement
lay it out straight an concrete like pathement
my status for the rap crown is engagement
because of this your enragement blatantly sought to chase it
but you cant , an your tongue seems misplacen
i create a scenery exoctic with good taste, yours like a barren wasteland
my imagery outstandin , outsoundin any other sound soundin ,
from another rappa , in a race to numba 1 i must outlapped a
couple thousand laps ye couldnt even come close to my win to lose factor
if i had a dolla for everytime i beat you i could get payed like a actor
ha ye wouldnt even be a 68th of my stature.

 

Man..why did i take a break?
I left this thread unattended.
I made a huge mistake.
Look how far its descended.
You kids need to be apprehended.
This thread you have offended.
Case closed is back..THANK GOD his break has ended.

 

Wow please, you need to stop
However this thread has rot
I've also left for quite awhile
But sir, you're in denial
You can't rap at all
Whereas i'm on the ball
spitting like no tomorrow
rapping with no sorrow
All the cowards run in fear
like a dear they just stand with tears
But i sip a beer
then get right back to spitting
As I start ripping apart your raps
cuz i'll never give a nigga like you dap.

 

Why does no-one call me out when I deliver the hot scripts
I guess it's because they're incapable of delivering... the hot scripts
But watch this, I'ma dumb it down, and quite a lot kid
Because that's the only type of rap that ya able to rock with
It's funny that I've got myself lowering the stakes in this battle thread
And even after doing that, I'll still destroy he, who I battle next