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  1. astalavistababy

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    Need tips on how to get my back more flexible so I can suck my own dick. Any ideas or tips

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    All you need, is to get a few ribs removed.
     
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    i cant remove my ribs cause then i wont be able to play tennis and i will end up on the streets.
     
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    BUMP

    I just tried after my bath I got so close! is there any special methods to do this

    or has anyone on here ever acceded on this quest for man.
     
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    TIPS ON HOW TO SUCK YOUR ON DICK-

    1. Pull it realllllly hard till it stretches, dont worry if it starts to bleed.

    2. Once it is properly stretched, lay on back while ass is over your head.

    3. Ok, so now your ass is over your head, lean towards your dick.

    4. Bite it so it doesnt get out of your mouth.

    Complete! (P.S. so there is no mess, drink the cum)


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    Quite the expert aren't you? :p
     
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    Jesus Christ, just get a fucking girlfriend.
     
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    try a bunch of back flip
     
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    Remove some ribs lol
     
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    whats the joy in that loloolololololol
     
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    Need tips on getting more flexible

    Stretch out.
    I can do it after football practice.
    lolwut?
     
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    Z0mg failed :( blade u lucky

    girlfreinds dont suck ur dick on command this isnt habboo
     
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